If you need a little lighthearted humor, take a gander!

INTERESTING STUFF

 

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

 

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

 

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

 

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.

 

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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

 

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

 

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

 

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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:

Alaska

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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

 

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The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400

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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:

61,000

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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

 

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

 

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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

 

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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:

 

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

 

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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

 

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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?

 

A. Their birthplace

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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?

 

A. Obsession

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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

 

A. One thousand

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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?

 

A. All were invented by women.

 

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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

 

A. Honey

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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?

 

A. Father's Day

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.

When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... 'goodnight, sleep tight.'

 

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

 

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practice.

 

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

 

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

 

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

 

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

 

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

 

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

 

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

 

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

 

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

 

 

 

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

 

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

 

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

 

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to show this message.

 

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

 

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

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NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

 
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7 Comments on Interesting Funnies!!

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21
2008
439,456 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Hey, Molly. That is awesome. Thanks for sharing and I cant wait to share these with others. Take Care, Jim    Ps. I did not try the elbow licking thing.

1:38pm • #1
129,378 Points 5 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Molly, so very true. Now I know why I was never spoiled, it is because I am such a honey.

1:41pm • #2

Molly, This was really good and funny.  I thought that the percentage would be higher for trying to lick your elbow.  My daughter and I tried it immediately lol.  Most of us can say we have done most of these living in 2008.  Thanks

1:52pm • #3
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Molly, this is a great read and very funny.  Even a calculator would not give you the following answer -

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 .

I did try to lick my elbow. Didn't work.   Do you know why honey doesn't spoil? It's due to its low water activity. However, honey does contain endospores of some dormant bacteria that could be harmful to infants.

1:56pm • #4
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24
2008
439,456 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

I really enjoyed reading these little quips.  And I definitely tried to lick my elbow! :)

2:09pm • #5
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My Dad use to always tell us that if we licked our elbow we would turn into the opposit sex. We could never do it so we just gave up. Years later when my nephew was 3, my Dad told him the same thing. My nephew got very frustrated when he couldn't lick his elbow -so my Dad aimed the TV remote control at him and said "Poof - you're a girl. Poof -you're a boy. Poof -you're a girl -oops batteries are dead -I guess you'll have to stay a girl."

A few minutes later my sister came to pick up my nephew and he ran to her crying. She asked him what was wrong and he said "Paw Paw turned me into a girl and he won't change me back!!"

She took him into the bathroom and showed him the reason he was still a boy and explained that no one was going to change him into a girl.  He came out and said "Paw Paw I still have my PP so I'm still a boy!"

Paw Paw aimed the remote at him and said "Poof!" My nephew took off running -We still haven't found that boy.

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Yes, I scrolled back up to check for number nine!

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