Dear TIDE ,

 

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank  you, once again, for having a great product.

Well,  I gotta go - I have to write to the Hefty bag people.

 
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11 Comments on CAN TIDE KEEP YOU OUT OF JAIL?

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:) That is funny Gail! We use only non toxic detergents; Seventh Generation that I get at Whole Foods. Now Target carries it. Of course, I doubt it would get all the DNA out! But it works great with no allergins, and not toxic chemicals. Katerina

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You are crazy.  That was fun to read.

8:49pm • #2

Hysterical.............loved it!

Stacey~

8:50pm • #3
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That is too cute - gotta love it!  Looking forward to reading about the Hefty bag :)

8:51pm • #4
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Reminds me of when my mother got her new super dupper garbage disposal.  We are washing dishes and she is grinding up bones and then looks at me and says "I wonder how many wives have disposed of their husbands this way."  Seriously! I went out to the living room to make sure dad was still in his chair. 

8:55pm • #5

Cindy:  Now THAT'S Funny!

8:57pm • #6

TeeHee. That's why I ALWAYS wear a white blouse.  You can bleach anything out.

9:06pm • #7

LOL too funny, I could use a dose of this 1'x daily. Humor, what a great way to wake up and go to sleep with.  Love it.

9:18pm • #8
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Gail. Gail. Gail. I am forwarding this post to the Huntington District Attorney.

9:47pm • #9

Wayne:  I will deny everything!

9:52pm • #10

Thanks for the joke of the day.

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