A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens
(you can tell they're not married) to his every word.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and
stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything
had been SO incredible!  'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?'


'No,' she replies. . . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 'You just happened to catch my eye.'

 
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12 Comments on I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU! - HUMOR

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27
2008
161,094 Points Outside Blog

That was too cute.  Thanks for sharing.

3:57pm • #2
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No She Replies.. But while in the hospital for one of the many procedures I've had to have - I stumbled upon your chart on the Doctors desk..and we have the same blood type.. so before I knock you out and harvest the organs (I'll need to stay alive) I thought I would give you one  good night of fun..so it wasn't that "you just happened to catch my eye".  It's I wanted your Liver. Steve :)

3:57pm • #3
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I fell for it hook, line and sinker.  Almost like a great knock-knock joke.

4:06pm • #4
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Uh oh!  That was a real knee slapper.  Your eyes look so natural miss redhead!!! LOL

4:08pm • #5

I was waiting for  a naughty ending

Donna Herron
4:09pm • #6

Steve:  You are really sick.  I like that in a man.  Sure you're not really Stephen King in RE drag?

Donna:  Read my other naughty blogs...and you might like to meet Steve?

4:10pm • #7
162,167 Points 6 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Steve has a great answer to this one.  Thanks for the chuckles!

4:13pm • #8

Sara:  They are doing great things with eyes these days...and the red hair!

4:16pm • #9

That was soooo bad!  LOL I liked it.  Thanks

4:21pm • #10
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Gail I posted a blog called I Killed a customer today, that was a total Steven King.. Romp check it our sometime It became very funny after a few comments..back and forth. Steve

6:35pm • #11
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This is really funny. Great pun.

 

Anybody using Firefox? This post looks really funny with Firefox. I think it is because of Steve's comments. I will notify ActiveRain tech team for this.

8:36pm • #12

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