One of my fravorite Far Side cartoons pictures several vultures getting ready to partake in a bit of road kill. One of the "lovely" birds has brought his favorite topping for the feast. The caption at the bottom is, "Catsup? Gross!" Those words, "Catsup? Gross!" have become a part of our family's lexicon. This isn't to say we don't like catsup. As a matter of fact I figure the only reason french frys were invented was it created a genteel way to get the catsup from the plate to the mouth. We do like catsup --  just not on hot dogs. So all of this meandering was begun just to get to this point. 

When one of our daughtershot dog was younger she noticed one of her friends at a picnic putting catsup on her hot dog. This daughter from here on out will be known as The Wee One. The Wee One was appalled. She wondered rather loudly what kind of lousy family would allow their poor children to do something as gross as putting catsup on hot dogs. It was after this bit of an embarassing moment we knew we had to teach The Wee One the hot dog principle. Here is how the principle works:

  • One group of people likes catsup on their hot dogs.
  • One group of people likes mustard on their hot dogs.
  • Neither group of people is wrong
  • Both groups of people are different

We all need to remember the hot dog principle which the The Wee One learned that day. 

  • Some people get their training from one source
  • Some people get their training from another source
  • Neither group of people is wrong
  • Both groups of people are different

What do you think of this HOT DOG?poor dog

No amount of catsup or mustard is going to be of any help here.

 

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2007
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You are sooo right about the training thing. But becasue of the Rain... I am seeing that training thing disappear.

There are SOME people that like hotdogs with MUSTARD and Catsoup (or is it Katsup)?

Oh no another controversy!

Me

Oh, by the way THIS... with onions. Now you got me hungry for a hot dog.

7:58am • #29
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Carole, sometimes the dog reigns. Thanks for the comment.

Tracy, when our kids were growing up and needed to be reminded of the principle we would say, "hot dog" and they would respond with something like, "yeah, I know catsup is OK."

Craig, I see you have staged your hot dog to be simple and sell "at the high end of it's market valuation in a short period of time." You may need to check with Herb Hamilton a Realtor from Portland, Oregon (see above) to see if you can help him with his hot dog staging. He surely needs to get rid of some of the clutter. 

8:44am • #30

wow, love the analogy!  What does that say about me?  I actually do like Catsup AND mustard - and have taken bits and pieces from a few different trainers.  Go Figure! LOL

 

 

1:36pm • #31
OK, I am a mustard man-no jokes now this is serious-I said mustard not macho....having said that I do recognize that their are catsup people out there as well as mixers and others such as the A1 people and I will defend with get vigor anyone's right to be in which ever group they wish to be as long as they are willing to play nice at the park...and bring plenty of treats. Otherwise, I'll call Sue Argue and you know what happen after that.
2:42pm • #32

Alyse you must be a bit like your's truly. But no catsup on my dogs please.

James, Thanks for the star! Glad to see you got the cookies that I, being the good girl I am, sent you as opposed to some who never seem to be able to get cookies sent like they promised. Or did I get that wrong and you were supposed to recieve a bunny cake? Can't remember. Sue is my friend and no matter how much you Argue she will stay that way.

5:35pm • #33
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Oops, I wasn't signed in when I left the above message. Sorry about that. I'm not trying to hide out. I still agree with me about what I said. So this is the same message. Hope someone understands that because I'm not positive I do.
6:28pm • #34
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Heretofor, this shall be known as  Root's Oscar Meyer Staging Principle.

 

James, don't Argue with me or I'll SUE YA!! :>)

 

 

8:33pm • #35
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Sue, Listen girl you crack me up. Now I'll have to retrain the kiddos. (All of whom are grown up -- you know how hard that can be.) But      --      If it were changed to Root's Oscar Meyer Principle of Staging it could turn into ROMPS. Now That I like.  Check this out Yvonne Root Romps  What do you think of that?
10:04pm • #36
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2007
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Yvonne,
If you ever pass through New Haven, Ct. you should be sure to check out Louie's. Not only do they have the best burgers on Planet Earth but they have signs posted with a ketchup bottle and a slash through it. No ketchup served. Don't even ask unless you want a scowl with your lunch. Thought you could appreciate that. (No hot dogs either but who cares when the burgers are THAT good!)

Lori Salzman
Room To Improve

(Oddly enough, my security graphic for this post is "Tomato")
9:50am • #37
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Now Lori that has got to be one fantastic burger if ketchup isn't allowed. I'd like to try it. Who knows maybe I'll get back up there some time.

10:31am • #38
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Great analogy!  Trainings for the DOGS!  All kidding aside, education is always welcomed but not always the best.

As a native Nu Yawker I love hot dogs...the other red meat. Has to have both mustard, ketchup and onions!!

12:00pm • #39
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Janice, Yeah, but only dureen banken ours frum niyen ta six. Right?

I had no idea this would be a vehicle (the hot dog blog) for finding out so much about the various folks here in the Rain. It has been fun learning about people's taste or lack thereof. Did you here me Paul?

12:23pm • #40
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Yvonne~  what a fun post and a great analogy!

Where does that leave me though, having grown up in the South and putting MAYO on my dogs (though I don't anymore)??

Looks like I'm in a school of my own.   

4:09pm • #41
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Wait one second now. Jessica you are not alone. I always have and still do have mayo on my hot dog plus chili, cheese, of course catsup and mustard are depending on my mood of the day. 

Don't worry that we were schooled a little differently. If we are taught to eat hot dogs a certain way, and we are still eating years later, it must have been good training.

Had one tonight!  That was good!

Yvonne, great analogy!

Leslie

"I would have a tagline but Yvonne would laugh at me" :.)

7:15pm • #42
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Mayo. Hummm, I'm thinking you may need to check with my Uncle Ken who hails from Oklahoma. He uses Miracle Whip but he calls it Murkle Whup. So both Jessica and Leslie you have added another problem for the Hot Dog Principle -- what to do with those folks who simply insist on making some of us look away as you load your dog.

Now, Leslie it seems to me that a good tag line for you would be, "First Impressions Count, Let Us Make It." Or maybe someone allready has that one. You?

Know what Jessica? We are all in a school of our own. It is called Life. All tests count.

8:24pm • #43
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I love your post!! Kind of reminds me of 3 sides to a story principle, Her side, His side and the truth.
9:07pm • #44
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Leslie~ I'm glad I'm not the only one with the mayo/hot dog combo!

Yvonne~ Growing up, when I would visit my cousins on my mom's side back in Mass as a kid they would poke some serious fun at me for my dog topping choices! I think I put my cousin Jimmy off his appetite for a week after he saw me loading the Mayo on!

10:47pm • #45
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2007
112,721 Points

Yvonne, All joking aside. I really like that tagline. Fits me to a T. Thank you

I searched it on the internet but nothing came up. So I Leslie Godbold do here by claim this my tagline.

 

Thanks Yvonne

 

Leslie

"First Impressions Count, Let Us Make It."

7:09am • #46
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Leslie, Something very much like that tagline can be found here. Hum, what do you know?

Jessica, Yep some cousins just don't get it.

Shell, Thanks for the comment. That is my side of the story

9:19am • #47
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Yvonne, You are just so smart and the person who wrote the website that you linked is a genius. Don't you think ?

Sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees!

5:03pm • #48

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