Someone sent this to me about a week ago. Thought I share it with you all.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were
eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.
'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed "Burritos
again"! If I get burritos! one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a
burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch,saw the
bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also
wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch.'
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