If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
 
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all  the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you  would have $214.00.  

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink  heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

 
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4 Comments on SAFEST HIGH PAYING INVESTMENT FOR YOUR DOLLARS - HUMOR

OCT
02
2008
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I love it! Can I steal this and send it out to all of my investor friends? Some of them have a good head start on their can collection with the recent Wall Street woes.

7:12am • #1
1 Featured Post Outside Blog Hit Router

Not sure if I heard that one before, but then again it is a good one to recycle! Thanks for the post.

7:36am • #2
146,353 Points 1 Featured Post Outside Blog

Haha, this is very very good math. Best math in the world. I cannot drink beer as I am alergic but I will drink some can juice.

7:45am • #3
OCT
03
2008

Gail, this is funny! I'm sure my husband would appreciate it.

8:25pm • #4

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