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Are You Like Me? An analogy of Coffee

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Real Estate Agent with Vanguard Properties 00945374

There are two types of people in this world.  Those who fill their cup with coffee, then add the cream and sugar, OR those who add the coffee to an already sweetened mug.  Which are you?

I love that coffee company from Seattle with the green logo... I can't think of their name right now, wait, let me look out my rural office window... oh yeah, there is one over there in the thicket of trees, 'Starbucks' I believe the sign says. 

Despite their recent closings, I believe this little Juggernaut serves the most tasty cup of me (Joe), by the most friendly baristas, in the most friendly environment this side of the Misis, Missipi, Mrs Sippe... um, Oklahoma.  Yet, I am perplexed because they hand me my piping hot, aromatic brew in a cup that has yet to be properly conditioned.  I don't know when it started.  Probably, when everything else uniquely odd about me started, my freshman year(s) in college.  We marched from our dorm room to the dining hall with our meal card in hand, straight up to the cup stack, then through the condiment line, to the 600 gallon, galvanized vat of luke-warm coffee.  If your cup hadn't been properly sweetened, you had to go back to the line, muscle in and grab the sugar and creamer. Not an easy task when your 5'6", 140lbs and hungover.

We didn't have time for individual sugar packets or measuring spoons, you had one shot to accurately pinpoint the pour with your one eye-ball not swimming in last night's Coors Light fest.  By pouring the white gold into an empty cup, you could easily determine the appropriate amount.  Same thing at the Denny's, you sit down, turn your mug over, add the correct amount of sugar/cream, then when the waitress poured in the coffee, viola, no stirring necessary and ready to go.  I've saved the State University system and Denny's thousands in not having to wash my stir-spoon. 

Now, with these new fangled cafe's, I have to remember to ask for 'room' when ordering the coffee, then head over to the elbow-knocker (that's what I call the 12" x 18" counter where 6 people simultaneously treat their coffee) and guesstimate how much sugar and cream will be sufficient.  Then stir the begesuss out it with a bent little popsicle stick, until I can take the first sip and verify my sweetening prowess.

What do you prefer to hit the mug first?   Sweetener or the Joe?

Joe

 

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Comments(8)

Sandy Fenton
Keller Williams NY Realty * Licensed Associate Broker - Mount Kisco, NY
ABR, ASP, CDPE, GRI -Westchester NY - Condos to Luxury Homes

I like to pour it straight up - all the way to the top.  Then drink.  Black and strong, the darker the roast, the better.

Hubby tells me I'm already sweet - I'm taking him at his word.  ;-)

Oct 02, 2008 09:13 AM
Joe Burns
Vanguard Properties - Sausalito, CA

I guess that explains why I require so much sugar.

Oct 02, 2008 09:21 AM
Steve Hoffacker
Steve Hoffacker LLC - West Palm Beach, FL
Certified Aging In Place Specialist-Instructor

Joe,

I know this is only my opinion here (although others do agree with me) but coffee was made to be drunk only one way - the way it comes out of the coffee maker. Anything else is a coffee drink and not coffee. :)

Steve

Oct 02, 2008 09:49 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well I usually have 1 cup a week whether I need it or not...with a touch of cream!

Oct 02, 2008 10:14 AM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

Joe, appropriate name.  I love the stuff any way it is poured.  I have a strict limit of two cups or I will drink it all day.  It may sound odd but I know exactly how much sugar and cream just by eye balling it.  No problem.

I read an article a few years ago which said people who drink a minimum of two cups of coffee a day are statistically less suicidal.  When I do not get the two cup minimum it is not me I am concerned about but the other people I run into!

Oct 02, 2008 10:23 AM
Joe Burns
Vanguard Properties - Sausalito, CA

There definitely is a third group - the just-blackers. (Sorry for not originally including this powerful caucus.)    I can relate, I drink it black when camping or when served in the evenings with a heavy dessert. 

I can see that real connoisseurs are responding.

Oct 02, 2008 10:32 AM
Dora Baycroft
Royal LePage Prince George - Prince George, BC

I agree with you Joe, I prefer to put cream and sugar in before the coffee..i suppose that may be my one complaint against coffee shops. 

Which, by the way, I love...something about the atmosphere, the dark colours, the "coffee" music (Jack Johnson, for example), and being with other people who share my addiction! ;)

I find it funny, too, regarding those who drink it black..the philosophy of a good friend of mine: A real man takes everything straight ;)

Oct 02, 2008 11:25 AM
Joe Burns
Vanguard Properties - Sausalito, CA

Hey, finally someone with my same peculiarisms.  I don't even drink my beer straight - I add a little salt.  I do like my single malt clean, no ice. 

Oct 02, 2008 11:38 AM