THE CHRONICLES OF LITTLE JOHNNY

Hello, there! i'm John. My dad is also John, so they call me Little Johnny! Although i'm only six years old, i'm pretty good at typing, using voice recognition software, and surfing the web. i even have my own blog where i keep a log of me growing up in this wonderful, weird, and wacky world.

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anyways, my daddy is a plumber. That means he gets to play in the water all day long. Daddy always tells me that he wants me to "follow in his footsteps," but some of the water he plays in stinks. Maybe if he gets a promotion to managing the swimming pool that we go to.

anyways, daddy is teaching me how to do some simply plumbing work. Yesterday i got to help daddy fix three things in Paul's home. Paul is my best friend. He and i write songs together. i don't usually get to go to work with daddy, but since it was my friend's house, he thought it would be okay.

anyways, i took three pictures of my first plumbing job. i used my new digital camera that i got for my birthday on October 9. Thought y'all would like to see them. Whaddayall think?

The hose i used in the third picture is hooked up to Paul's slip-n-slide. Paul will be really happy.

i THINK DADDY was proud of me, but the last time i saw him he had a headache. He was runnin' down the street clutching his head and screamin' "No, no, no, no, no."

Mommy was really proud of me because she made me some banana pancakes.

 

"Banana Pancackes," Jack Johnson, 2005

I'm Little Johnny. Take care everyone!.

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Some of Russel's blog entries

1. The Chronicles of Little Johnny: i'm Little Johnny, and i broke my arm
2. The Music Chronicles of Russel Ray: Elmore James got nothing on this, baby
3. Russel's Gardening Handbook: A great and interesting plant for those with brown thumbs
4. How a Seller can cancel the purchase contract during the home inspection
5. What do you do when the listing agent is, uh, blind maybe?
6. Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! You know I need someone! Help!
7. What do you do when deceit is obvious? (chapter two)
8. The garage is not a playground.
9. The Chronicles of Little Johnny: Little Johnny, go outside and play.
10. No curb appeal? Let your Client decide.
11. Need to vent? Feel free to vent (your attic) here.
12. Down in the boondocks: A classic homeowner improvement.
13. The Music Chronicles of Russel Ray: I've been MeMe'd by Pam Jank, so let's add some music to your day.
14. I admit it. I'm a sucker. Yep. A sucker. 
15. That just ain't the way we do it out here, Sonny Boy
16. 12 reasons why I won't comment on your blogs
17. Not responsible for advice not taken
18. There's that police guy! Hide!
19. Sometimes it's just a question of semantics and definitions
20. The Chronicles of Little Johnny: Little Johnny! You stink!
21. Don't worry. Thanksgiving is still a couple of months away
22. The Chronicles of Little Johnny: Mommy! Mommy! Come Here! Come Here!
23. Winterizing homes in San Diego in September
24. Russel's Gardening Handbook: How to tell if your landscape watering is too much
25. My first "Active Rain Success Day"
26. What the heck are they cooking?
27. You mean that little jar will hold all that water?
28. A true real estate nightmare affecting hundreds of people
29. Russel's Gardening Handbook: Look! It's a field of... Grain? Cotton? Corn?
30. You mean our fine, feathered friends do that?
31. If the shower head isn't working, just turn up the water pressure
32. I purposefully burned a bridge yesterday
33. What part of that don't you understand? (Reading 101, English 101, & Spanish 101)
34. If I trip just one more time, I'll have a baker's dozen
35. Out of sight, out of mind, skip the work, charge for it
36. "How much will it cost?" "$399 plus a $100 aggravation surcharge."
37. I'm so tall that some times I have problems seeing the ground
38. The Music Chronicles of Russel Ray: Inspired by Heroes (A Tale of 9/11)
39. In a home inspection, if the thing works, the thing works
40. What do you do when deceit is obvious?
41. Sometimes it really is that simple (electric again)
42. Sometimes it really is that simple (attic)
43. Did you put that on the disclosure form? "Oh, we forgot."
44. The Music Chronicles of Russel Ray: The Great Band in the Sky