This is amazing!! 
                   Get a calculator ready!
  
                   YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
  
                   Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a
                   falsehood anyway - but your waiter may know!
  
  
                   YOUR AGE BY DINNER & RESTAURANT MATH
                   This is pretty neat
  
                   DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
  
                   It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read
  
                   Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
  
                   This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
  
  
                   1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go
                       out to eat. (More than 1 but less than 10.)
  
                   2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
  
                   3. Add 5.
  
                   4. Multiply it by 50.
  
                   5 If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
  
                   If you haven't, add 1757.
  
                   6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
  
                   You should have a three digit number
  
                   THIS IS THE COOL PART.....
  
                   The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many
                   times you want to go out to restaurants in a week)
  
                   The next two numbers are....
  
                   YOUR AGE ! ~~~ Oh YES, it is!
  
             2008 IS THE ONLY YEAR THIS WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD
 IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.