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Pawlitical Candidates Caught Snuggling Together!

Candidates Rowdy and Mittens were found snuggling together in a photo dated last month. We want to know, what do the Pawndits
have to say about this?

Ann Collier: It's pretty alarming to see a dog so friendly with a cat. But if they can learn to put aside their differences, we should all be able to. Right?

James Starville: I'm just a starfish so I don't even know what the appeal of a couch is. I much prefer a nice rock or coral. But if a stingray and a blowfish ever got too cozy on my side of the tank, I know that I'd demand answers.

Vladimir Cockapootin: The news is exciting! America is a nation of freedom, and if dogs and cats aren't free to be friends, then what kind of message does that send? I commend their bravery!

Sean Hackiney: I hope that Mittens and Rowdy were just looking for lost change in those sofa pillows, because the American people will want answers! Or at least I will! There are tons of questions, like "where's the TV remote?" I haven't seen mine in weeks!

Pat Bucanine: I don't even want to know what was going on there! But I'll tell you one thing! That's a pretty nice couch! And now it's got a ton of fur on it! Americans need to ask, "who's going to clean up this mess?"

Newt Greengulch: It's just like it for two high and dry politicians to be keeping the truth from the American people! And the truth is this: they are friends! Does it take a salamander to tell everyone in politics that it's OKAY to get a little muddy now and then and make some new friends? We're animals! We need love!