As you might have heard Denver was to get upto 12 inches of snow the past couple of days. What did we get Nada, zip, zilch, Airlines even cancelled flights from the the information the forecasters broadcast.

So I thought this would fit the bill in anycase.

"10 to 90 Percent chance of Snow, accumulations of Zero to 24 inches possible, a high of 87 and a low of 10 degrees today. Make sure you plan an extra hour and a half to your early morning commute due to expected blizzard conditions combined with massive sunglare from the east. Bring your sunglasses. Make sure you bundle up your childeren with snow jackets, add plenty of sunscreen and flip flops today! (lame weather man chuckle...) and stay tuned for the 5 day forecast coming up at 8:59.

Back to you, Ron and Libby."

Should cover any weather then,,, ;-)