If you need a laugh, read this article from the Onion. I love satire, especially when it reminds me of something I see in real life. This reminds me of the clothes dryer vent guy.
I know you're worried about the economy. Hell, we all are. You don't need to be some kind of financial guru to know that things are looking pretty grim. Banks are folding, unemployment is on the rise, and people are worried about their retirement plans. Sure, it's rough right now, but we're a nation of fighters. We've been through this before and we'll get through it again, with our heads held high and our gutters protected year-round....
You can't put a price on the peace of mind these gutters will give you, knowing you'll never have to leave your house in the middle of winter to clear leaves and battle the marauding hordes of shotgun-toting vigilantes who will make the streets of the suburbs run red with the blood of the weaker class.
And because I know money's tight, you know what I'll do? I'll give you a free estimate. Just say the word and we'll grab a cup of coffee, watch our life savings crumble into oblivion, and finally get your gutters right, 12 months out of the year.
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