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Getting Through the Financial Crisis with Good Gutter Protection

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Real Estate Agent with Atlanta Communities Real Estate Brokerage GREC #208281

If you need a laugh, read this article from the Onion.  I love satire, especially when it reminds me of something I see in real life.  This reminds me of the clothes dryer vent guy.

I know you're worried about the economy. Hell, we all are. You don't need to be some kind of financial guru to know that things are looking pretty grim. Banks are folding, unemployment is on the rise, and people are worried about their retirement plans. Sure, it's rough right now, but we're a nation of fighters. We've been through this before and we'll get through it again, with our heads held high and our gutters protected year-round....

You can't put a price on the peace of mind these gutters will give you, knowing you'll never have to leave your house in the middle of winter to clear leaves and battle the marauding hordes of shotgun-toting vigilantes who will make the streets of the suburbs run red with the blood of the weaker class.

And because I know money's tight, you know what I'll do? I'll give you a free estimate. Just say the word and we'll grab a cup of coffee, watch our life savings crumble into oblivion, and finally get your gutters right, 12 months out of the year.

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About the Author:  Tim Maitski has been a full time Realtor since 1999. He has sold several hundreds of homes in areas around metro Atlanta.  Tim started with RE/MAX Greater Atlanta and is now with Atlanta Communities Real Estate Brokerage.

 

Along with blogging on ActiveRain, he provides one of the best real estate websites in Atlanta at www.HomeAtlanta.com .

 

His proprietary  "Maitski Line Reports" chart out the absorption rates over the past 14 years in 37 different market areas.  Know when it's a good time to buy or a good time to sell.    

 

His online Property Tax Calculator allows you to compare property taxes in many counties and cities around the Atlanta area.  He provides the Atlanta MLS Power Search Tool that allows searches of homes using over 35 specific criteria.

 

Over the years, Tim has optimized his business so that he now can offer a huge 50% commission rebate to his buyers.  The more experience one gets, the easier the job becomes.

 

Tim also has a "Five Days to Sold" System that uses an intensive marketing blitz to create a showing frenzy that creates urgency and offers.

 

Tim is always looking to LinkIn with anyone who is interested in building their social network.

 

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Comments (1)

Frances Sanderson
Bean Group / Franklin - Franklin, NH

Hi Tim,

Apparently Gordon Banks is a man who thinks outside the box and is using the economic crisis in a positive and creative way. Bravo to him... and thanks for sharing some humor with us today!

Frances Sanderson, Franklin, NH  REALTOR®, Certified EcoBroker®

Oct 27, 2008 04:28 AM