The Lighter Side of Doctors...

Five surgeons from the big hospitals here in town were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from Skyline, says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table; because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second surgeon, from Baptist, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from St. Thomas, says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Williamson Medical Hospital, chimes in, 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Vanderbilt, shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on... There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'

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