The Democrats have been saying that John McCain is out of touch with the American people.  Well I happen to think they are right.  I mean here is a man who is running with a campaign slogan of "Country First", how out of touch is that?  What year does McCain think it is 1961?  Americans today are no longer asking what they can do for their country, but rather what the country can do for them.   And if Barack Obama is elected, apparently the country's going to be doing a whole heck of a lot.

Perhaps, McCain should have ran with the slogan "Me First" instead and Americans would have related to him better.  Look, I know he is a celebrated war hero and has spent most of his life serving his country.  I even know that he has the scars to prove it.  But patriotism in American is so passe, having come in to fashion again for a short time after September 11, 2001 and quickly fading out shortly afterwards. It's 2008, John McCain, get a clue.  Real Americans don't want to be bothered with serving their country.  They don't care for your plans that will both eliminate our dependence on foreign oil and create millions of jobs.  Jobs?  Why that would mean you'd have to work and Americans don't want to do that! 

Americans don't think those greedy rich people pay their fair share of taxes so they favor Obama's plan which will raise taxes on the rich, small businesses and large corporations (you know all those people who actually create jobs) a plan which then takes all of that additional tax revenue and ... um, eh, well I haven't exactly figured out how a few hundred dollars in tax cuts will enable all of the middle class folks to move to the 90210 but maybe that's not really the point. As long as we stick it to the rich people and corporations so they can't create any more jobs everything will be ok.   Well at least until that unforseen international crisis ( the one that only Joe Biden is aware of) comes along in order to test Obama but hey that's another story...

Then that silly, old McCain wants to allow insurance companies to compete across state lines in order for consumers to be able to purchase the best insurance to meet their needs.  He'll even give families a $5000 tax-credit to do so.  Purchase insurance?  Americans can't afford thousands of dollars for health insurance premiums, how on earth would they be able to buy that new flat screen TV that just came out?  Out of touch doesn't even begin to describe you, John McCain.

Now  Obama says his healthcare plan will save the average American family $2500 per year in health insurance premiums by requiring companies to adopt cost cutting measures.  Now we all know that major corporations have no obligations at all to people like their shareholders when it comes to profits and such and they always pass the savings back to the customers don't they?  Don't they???  Ok, maybe not, but Obama's also going to mandate that everyone have access to health insurance and that no one is denied coverage because of pre-existing conditions and that sounds good too.   Healthcare for everyone?  How 1992!  I guess making promises that you can't deliver never goes out of style. 

Now if you are one of those people who don't really care about the "issues" I leave you with this to prove to you just how out of touch McCain really is.  You see while John McCain is out there being patriotic and putting his country first, Obama knows that patriotic gestures like putting your hand over your heart during the national anthem are soooo outdated.

Instead today's Americans want a leader who can throw their hands in the air and "Drop it Likes It's Hot".  Check this out as Snoop Dogg Obama shows us he knows how to "keep it real" like any 2008 world leader should.