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Christian One-Liners

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with RE/MAX 1st Olympic Lynchburg Va

 

       Don't let your worries get the

best of you;  remember, Moses started

out as a basket case.

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited

until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything

without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,  you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny;  they want the

front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation

bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your

church;  if it was perfect,  you couldn't belong.

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If the church wants a

better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God Himself does not propose

to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete

thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people

change churches;  what difference does

it make which one you stay home from?!

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A lot of church members who

are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men.  You catch them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God loves everyone, but probably prefers

"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as

great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to

where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person

is by what it takes to.........discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

     

Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Pat,

Great list thanks for sharing.  One of my pastors favorites is "Don't magnify your problems, magnify your God."

Oct 27, 2008 11:15 PM
Tami Vroma
West Michigan Real Estate Specialist-Five Star Real Estate - Grand Haven, MI
Realtor, Grand Rapids MI Real Estate

Very cute list.

Nov 20, 2008 05:13 AM
Pat Whitehouse
RE/MAX 1st Olympic Lynchburg Va - Lynchburg, VA
Broker/Owner

Hi Tami-I appreciate you stopping by. Glad you enjoyed them. :-)

Nov 20, 2008 08:16 AM
Terri Visser
Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC - Redmond, OR
CRS - 12 Years Selling Central Oregon Real Estate

I love it Pat!  I was cracking up at the first three.  Thanks for the smile.  I needed it.

Nov 26, 2008 01:01 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Those are really good.  It makes you think a bit.  Very true in many cses!

Nov 26, 2008 01:11 PM
Margaret Oscilia
Creative Concepts-Home Staging and Contracting, Salem Oregon - Salem, OR
Home Stager, Salem Oregon

These are great -- gives me a quip when things get slow at dinner tomorrow! 

Nov 26, 2008 02:37 PM
Pat Whitehouse
RE/MAX 1st Olympic Lynchburg Va - Lynchburg, VA
Broker/Owner

Hi Terri, William and Margaret-I'm playing catch-up so just getting to these comments. Thank you all for your comments :-)

Dec 11, 2008 12:50 PM