Notice to All Employees...New Office Policies

Real Estate Agent with Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Simpson Realtors

Notice to All Employees!

New Office Policies Effective Immediately

As of November 5, 2008, when Senator Obama is officially elected to office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1.     All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you.  This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a "fair shake." 

2.     All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves.  This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3.     All top management will now be referred to as "the government."  We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4.     The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all."

5.     The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth."  Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic."

6.  If you are asked to clean out your desk.  Don't feel bad, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. 

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies,  you may want to rethink your vote on  November 4th.

Posted by




This entry hasn't been re-blogged:

Re-Blogged By Re-Blogged At
AR Comedy Club
Politics And Real Estate
Prudential Network
Jokes and Anything Fun Group
Real Estate Professionals for John McCain
political humor
your vote matters
election humor

Post a Comment
Spam prevention
Spam prevention
Post a Comment
Spam prevention

What's the reason you're reporting this blog entry?

Are you sure you want to report this blog entry as spam?


Eunice Waller

Working Together, We Can Do Great Things
Ask me a question
Spam prevention

Additional Information