The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. 
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. 


Still think you are having a Bad Day????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.  Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. 
Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany.  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. 
The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!?  STILL having a Bad Day????
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.  It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. 
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.  God is Good! 

  There now, Feeling better????  

Janie Masterson, Realtor, GRI, CLHMS

2106 Trenton Rd, Clarksville TN

Direct 931 801-3348

Email: janie@janiemasterson.com

 

 

 
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8 Comments on Are you Having A Bad Day? Maybe These Will Help!

NOV
11
2008

Thanks Janie. Feeling better now! Blue skies, nothin but blue skies...

8:59pm • #1
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Hi Janie... the first three just had me feeling sad, but the last one really did the trick!

10:25pm • #2
NOV
17
2008
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I think the last on should be on our most to do list on prevention!

2:57pm • #4
NOV
18
2008

Love the last one!

5:47pm • #6
NOV
19
2008
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Hey, Jamie. It is sad that it takes two dead protesters to make my day better. You must have been reading my mind. Thanks for sharing, Jim

3:40pm • #8

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