A single MALE friend and I had a long talk about marriage. I, being married for 36 years, explained to him about all the advantages of being married....companionship, love, having a family, someone to talk to, and growing old together

He listened and I thought he was jotting my reasons out. At the end of my little speech, he hands this to me....

 Pro's and Cons of a Dog vs a Wife.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

Needless to say, he is now in the Dog House!