A single MALE friend and I had a long talk about marriage. I, being married for 36 years, explained to him about all the advantages of being married....companionship, love, having a family, someone to talk to, and growing old together

He listened and I thought he was jotting my reasons out. At the end of my little speech, he hands this to me....

 Pro's and Cons of a Dog vs a Wife.

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

Needless to say, he is now in the Dog House!

 
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11 Comments on Heart to Heart With a Single Man

NOV
18
2008
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Too funny! I have to say I mostly agree with him, and I'm married 21 years!!!!! Thanks Nancy.

7:58pm • #1

Thanks for a much needed laugh today Nancy.

7:59pm • #2
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Nancy, this was funny. I am not a dog person, but somehow they don't even care! All of my friends dogs seem to love me anyway!

8:01pm • #4
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Sounds like good advice for a guy to get a dog and not a wife. 

8:06pm • #5
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You had me going for a minute!! Thought you had found a single man WITH a heart! LOL!

10:13pm • #6
NOV
19
2008
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Nancy... Funny but true... LOL  I'll just tell Fido to move over because I will most likely be in the dog house too...

3:08am • #7
541,197 Points 10 Featured Posts Outside Blog

I've seen that several times over the years and always laugh at it, especially the last one.

9:57pm • #8
NOV
20
2008

I have to laugh. I am working with a guy who left a long term relastionship a while back. He has this darn dog with him all the time. He  has even brought the dog along to tour property. (it waits in the car) Not my car but his! Crazy as it is this is true. I will print this out for him.

6:55am • #10
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Nnacy too funny, but you can kind of see his point. Marriage isn't for everyone.

3:57pm • #11

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