1. How do you send a turkey to a faraway friend?
By birdclass mail
2. Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they have bad table manners...
3. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show that he wasn't chicken!
4. What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing - they are already stuffed.
5. How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey the same?
They all have keys.
6.Why is a turkey similar to a ghost?
Because it's a-gobblin'.
7.Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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