1. How do you send a turkey to a faraway friend?

 By birdclass mail

 

2. Why do turkeys gobble?

Because they have bad table manners...

 

3. Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show that he wasn't chicken!

 

4. What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?

Nothing - they are already stuffed.

 

5. How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey the same?

They all have keys.

 

6.Why is a turkey similar to a ghost?

Because it's a-gobblin'.

 

7.Why did they let the turkey join the band?


Because it had the drumsticks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Janie Masterson, Realtor, GRI, CLHMS

2106 Trenton Rd, Clarksville TN

Direct 931 801-3348

Email: janie@janiemasterson.com

 

 

 
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5 Comments on Turkey Day Humor!

NOV
19
2008
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Janie thanks for the humor!  We got this in an e-mail from one of our friends. 

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

5:12pm • #1
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Those were some cute ones...I will have to give them to my granddaughter to share at school

5:22pm • #2

Janie

Thanks for the laughs

5:36pm • #3
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21
2008
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Janie - funny post and it's nice to break up the day with some laughter, thanks!

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