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6 Useless Facts: Trivial Habits Of Stupid People That Make MeMe An Evil B*tch

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Tann Starr & Associates, Inc.

AKA: Six Useless Facts You Don't Want To Know About Me

Fact#1: I am a Donald Trump fan. When it comes to Donald, I am like a Real Estate junkie trying to get her fix on (LOL). When people e-mail and make negative comments about my loving to read DT and other Trump University endorsed works, it flips my b*tch switch. My reading habits are my reading habits. I like to share them. Matter of fact, check this out:

I love DT's work so much, I made my own electronic post card to send to my friends today (LOL). How fan club is that? Very!

Fact #2: I love Melodious, Kathy, Paddy, Amanda, Lizette, Elizabeth, Richard and Susan (and a host of other CC members) just like they were born into my own family. When people mess with my virtual family, or any one of my CC bay-bays, it flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with my bay-bays and play nice in the electronic sandbox, people.

Fact #3: I am wild about Hagen Daz and foodie paradise spots. You can get a lot out of me if you promise to feed me really good food. Telling me you are a good cook and feeding me crap flips my b*tch switch. Don't mess with the gourmet belly, people. You'd do better to invite me over for peanut butter and jelly than lie about your cooking skills (LOL). BTW, I happen to adore PB&J. It's little minion food! You make it, we will come over to play and eat with you! Seriously!

Fact #4: I am a video game junkie and love playing on-line with my friends. If you cheat with codes to get ahead without sharing those same codes with everyone on the quest or in the competition, that flips my b*tch switch. I will not play with you anymore and I will tell everyone what a bad puppy you are. I may even blog about you... (LOL)

Fact #5: I am obsessed about learning everything I can regarding Autism and PDD-NOS. My kids are cute, but learning disabled. They are the best thing that has ever happened to me and a unique gift from God. I blog about my little minions when ever I feel like sharing our lives. When people call me unprofessional because I take my kids with me to work, write about them, film them, blog, tweet, play with them at an open house, etc that flips my b*tch switch. Un-follow me you dumb sh%t. Find a new blog to read. Don't attack me for loving my family and being proud of my kids. I will take them with me anytime I want. My kids come first. (BTW, they have a larger social media following than I do - LOL. My kids have gotten me more referrals than my market reports. They think they are Realtors. I'm grooming them for the family business. So there!)

Fact #6: I am not tagging anyone else with this 6 Useless Facts MeMe. Translated: I break rules when it suits me. BTW, so do you. When a person is being hypocritical about situations like they are perfect and have never done anything wrong, or broken a rule, that lie by omission and annoying trivial habit they have flips my b*tch switch. No one alive today is perfect. I know I'm not. I'm waiting for Messiah to come kick some evil butts. (It's a Judeo-Christian thing: IMHO only the Messiah is perfect... )

 

Comments (66)

Ann Hayden 636-399-7544
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Select Properties-St. Louis Missouri - Des Peres, MO
SelectAnn.com

C,

Do I get to be one of you new family members??  I need a bigger family.  The one I have has issues.....LOL

Ann

Nov 21, 2008 02:10 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Ann, I would LOVE to adopt you. You may want to start a gentle workout because my minions are very fast (LOL). Your virtual nephews can be quite interesting up close and personal. Just ask Paddy P. They could barely hold still during the entire visit. Stephen even "dived" into the miniature frog pond (LOL). That kid can not resist a puddle or running water... Keep your pets away from the pool when Step is around. He tipped JJ into the water and Susan M and I had to fish the puppy out. :-)

Nov 21, 2008 11:49 PM
Marie Meyer
Keller Williams Realty - Central Valley, NY
Orange County New York Realtor

BTW, C ...I don't know what the H I'm doing on Twitter, but good to know you are following me ... lol!

Nov 22, 2008 01:07 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Marie, I love reading your blog and following you so I am very happy that you have joined Twitter. :-)

Nov 22, 2008 01:15 AM
Terri Visser
Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC - Redmond, OR
CRS - 12 Years Selling Central Oregon Real Estate

Humm.  Gourmet cooking at home...this is possible?  Have to check into that one!  The Hagen Daz I could pull off.  And great switch Kathy!

Nov 22, 2008 01:47 AM
MARY IACOVELLI
MARY IACOVELLI REALTY, LLC - Simpsonville, SC

Great Info!  Do you know that the first time I took my kids with me to a showing, the buyers signed up with me BECAUSE i had my kids with me!!!  They said they could trust me with their family because I put my family first.  MY children on the other hand do not like the business and would prefer NOT to go with me!! U win some u lose some LOL, Mary

Nov 22, 2008 01:57 AM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Carolyn...

I am laughing so hard because I cant stand it. Some of this is funny because it's funny, and some of it is funny because of your attitude!

I love PB & J, and I used to play a lot of video games but I have not since Flight Sim X didn't work on my computer!

Thanks you so kindly for the sweet mention! I know I respond to your posts slowly but very often it takes several reads to get it! lol

Nov 22, 2008 02:02 AM
Tanya Venable
Orlando, FL
SEO, Mobile SEO, and Internet Marketing Consultant

C, thanks for sharing. I will definitely add these to my collection.

Nov 22, 2008 02:08 AM
Rebecca Levinson, Real Estate Marketing and Online Advertising Consultant
Real Skillz-Clear Marketing for Your Real Estate Vision - Lake Geneva, WI

C,

Nice meme.  Perfect- who is pefect?  I haven't ever met a perfect person.  I hope we all march to our own drummer- the essence of individuality and creativity comes from doing your own thing.

And when your a parent individuality really gets tested.  So and so can do this, so and so can do that.....so and so's mom says this.

I never really did care about so and so.

Nov 22, 2008 02:49 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Terri, I have these Japanese dishes, pots and pans that I am so in love with... Bon Ap is my fave cook book. :-)

Nov 22, 2008 05:14 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Mary I, very cool. Mothers usually contact me about relocating because they can find out about the parks, schools, food, etc. I know NYC very well. I was born and raised here. I've been running the streets with my friends since I was a teenager and I'm still running them (LOL).

Nov 22, 2008 05:18 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

LOL @ Richard. I had a lot of fun firing it off the top of my head. Sometimes things just need to be said (or not - LOL).

Nov 22, 2008 05:20 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Tanya, you are very welcome. Go check out the free stuff at Trump U. Very cool and useful.

Nov 22, 2008 05:51 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Rebecca, I know exactly what you mean. I just got finished carrying on over here about some of my parenting issues with my kids learning disabilities. "They" and "So-And-So" can really get my goat on some days (LOL).

Nov 22, 2008 05:55 AM
Josef Katz
Digital and Direct Response Marketing - Manhattan, NY
{Marketing Maestro}

Hagen Daz...Good to know.  I'll put that bit of info in the vault for an appropriate time.

Nov 23, 2008 09:18 AM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

LOL @ Josef. Oh yeah!!! :-D

Nov 23, 2008 11:12 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

I am a HUGE fan of The Donald!!!  I'll defend him to the death and accuse his nay sayers of simple jealousy! 

Nov 23, 2008 12:11 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

LOL @ Susan E. We can hang, girlfriend. :-)

Nov 23, 2008 12:41 PM
Liz Moras Migic
Chilliwack, BC
Chilliwack, British Columbia - Realtor

Wow Carolyn entertaining, smart, clever, witty, energetic, frenzied, pasionately crazy?  Now something about me...............lol

Nov 23, 2008 01:26 PM
C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Liz, I am going to blog about you big time bay-bay. Your page is up for the next Outside Blog Minion Report (ROTFL). I love this quote... it's soooooo you. ;-)

BTW, kudos and congrats for winning the eye candy contest for photography. Very nicely done.

Nov 23, 2008 09:47 PM