A Girls Night Out After Marriage (humor)

A Girls Night Out After Marriage

  
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' 
 
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. 
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
 
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway
started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would
probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
 
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with 
him. (Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 
cuckoos=MIDNIGHT! )
 
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told 
him 'MIDNIGHT'.. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least.. Whew, I
got away with that one!
 
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him
why, he said, 
 
'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said 'oh crap.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped 
over the coffee table and farted.

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