Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
 
Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
 
Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him.
 
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung-up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
I bet he felt like an idiot.

Someone e-mailed me this this morning, and I just couldn't resist, I had to share...hope you enjoyed it.