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A little humor to end the day

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Mortgage and Lending with Paramount Residential Mortgage Group, Inc NMLS# 262906

A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, “That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”

Skydivers

Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved.” After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a Brazilian?”

Stephen Kappre
KW Hometown - Mantua, NJ
Helping You Home

I have to remember tihs for the party tonight ....

Dec 05, 2008 07:17 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Why do you guys ALWAYS pick on blondes?!  Cute!

Debe in Charlotte

Dec 05, 2008 07:18 AM
Kris Kombrink ~ The Kombrink Team
RE/MAX Excels - Chicago's Western Suburbs - Geneva, IL

BOO - DAN!  As the father of 3 blonde children I must ridicule you for your off-color joke.

p.s. It was really funny and I am still laughing...

Dec 05, 2008 07:18 AM
Dinah Lee Griffey
Windermere Peninsula Properties - Allyn, WA
Managing Broker Windermere Peninsula Properties

That was funny. I had someone in mind that resembled that joke.LOL-Dinah Lee

Dec 05, 2008 07:19 AM
Glen Russell
eXp Realty - Limerick, PA
Real Estate Professional, Limerick, PA

Thanks for the laugh!

Dec 05, 2008 07:20 AM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Hi Dan,

I certainly can always use some humor during my day! Thank you for that!

Don't forget me if you learn of anyone moving to "The OC!"

 

Michael

(949) 753-7900

Dec 05, 2008 07:23 AM
Nate Rowe
Oakstone Properties, Homes in Richmond VA - Richmond, VA
Realtor, Homes in Richmond VA

Thats Great.  Thanks for the laugh.

Nate Rowe  Homes in Richmond VA

www.NateRowe.com

Dec 05, 2008 07:24 AM
Mark A Ferraiolo
Century21 Killian Real Estate - Bloomsburg, PA

I'm calling the ACLU!.....not

Dec 05, 2008 07:25 AM
Jim Crawford
Long & Foster - Fredericksburg, VA
Jim Crawford Broker Associate Fredericksburg VA

Humor is always the best medicine for all.  Hope you have a great one.

Dec 05, 2008 07:27 AM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

Dan, thanks for the laugh!  Have a great weekend!

Dec 05, 2008 07:31 AM
Thomas Santore Lic Associate Real Estate Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty/Coldwell Banker Commercial NRT - Yorktown Heights, NY
Realtor®-ABR-Land, Residential & Commercial Sa

I don't think it's a blond thing. I think people get confused with the ilian thing Ha Ha

Dec 05, 2008 08:01 AM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

I love this one!  I'll be sure to send this on to my blonde friends.  Thanks for a good laugh!

Dec 05, 2008 09:32 AM
real estate real estate
Providence, RI

This is a spanking new joke to me. Thanks for sharing it. I will memorize it.

Dec 05, 2008 11:40 AM