Or how to extend a Christmas tree, like make it longer.
Since my last weeks Christmas tree story got a lot of clicks and people liked it, I thought I tell you the one from a few years back. Look at the picture first. So, here I am, it is this time of the year again and I have to make a Christmas tree (I am picky about my trees)
Thas year I thought I have one made out of 2x2 s. So, I called my handyman, explained what I wanted even drew a picture and instructions on how to do it (took only 3 hours) he (as always) was very skeptical but finally said ok I will try. The tree was supposed to be 7 something feet tall (handyman had no idea how many 2x2's he would need) so I got my calculator out did the math and came up with a number. Off he went to home depot. A few days later, my baby was ready and I wanted to be at home when handy man put it up in my living room. Well, what a surprise, the tree was not 7 something feet; it was a pitiful little tree, shorter than I am. Of course I bitched at the handyman for not reading my numbers of "sticks" correctly etc. I am dead serious, he had the right amount of "sticks" and for hours I questioned my own math, but no way that it was wrong. The light ball went on when I measured the length of the tree and divided it by the number of sticks. A 2x2 is not 2x2. It is actually 1.5 x1.5
Ever since than I wonder what else Home Depot can possibly come up with to confuse a logical woman.
In the end we bought more sticks and added them and my tree was a 7 foot beauty.
See last week Critmas tree drama
What a night!!! But the Christmas tree is up now.
Shoulda asked.
The 'splanasun is: lumber is measured by the nominal dimensions, not actual. So a 2x4 or 2x2 or any 2x or 4x is the measurement of the materials BEFORE is it cut, dried, and milled. By the time all those processes are performed, the 2x2 has shrunk to the 1.5x1.5 you had.
Gets real fun when you're building homes and don't know about these little inside secrets.
There's a really good joke about real estate agents and home dimensions, but I'll leave that for another time.
:-)