How do you word this nicely in a real estate listing?

Well, I say "hysterical" since, on the inside of these houses, was a "pass-through" where one could open a small door, and actually see into the neighbors house. This house was a challenge for me to write the report on.

This I believe is in Wheeling W. Va, or if not there then Martins Ferry, Ohio, just across the river.

I did 5 inspections down there, so it got a little confusing after a year has gone by.

Jim... very funny indeed! Don't forget to mention the covered. partially enclosed patio area.

Jack, you are right.

Rich, river bank... maybe.... beach? No

Jim, I think I want you to write my eulogy... it would probably be a lot more colorful!