On the weekend Barbara Duncan announced at her blog that her trusted friend and cat had captured and neutralized a bird that we later found out had been trying to break into her house. While the actions of the cat, at first, were suspicious it ended up that the cat was acting with great restraint and was in fact merely protecting the Duncan property. Any interrogator, looking into the eyes of this cat, sees total honesty.
A crack team of international investigators flew to Arkansas to investigate a suspicion by Mrs Duncan that the victim was Raven DeCrow, a confederate and cohort of Seattle home inspector Charles "Chuckie Bee" Buell. The raven had such a sophisticated disguise that, at first, it seemed unlikely that the body was that of Raven DeCrow. However, it ends up that the thief was in heavy camouflage, dressed as another species of bird. The investigators, upon checking out the potential crime scene, found proof positive, under glued on feathers, that it was Raven DeCrow in disguise. Even the distinctive necklace, stolen in Shoreline WA, was present at the scene.
As those of us who have met him would expect, Mr Buell denied that his home inspector assistant, Raven, was in Arkansas attempting to loot the Duncan household. That is to be expected as Mr Buell could be in hot water himself if a link is established between his operation and the thieving crow. This could be racketeering which is much in the news lately.
Despite Mr Buell's attempts to act dumb about the whole ordeal, investigators have been tailing him since the weekend. Yesterday, Mr Buell was spotted, spade in hand, at the Deadwood, South Dakota Cemetery. Despite his public protests to the contrary, it is apparent that he was disposing of Raven far away from his home or the state of Arkansas. This was very suspicious behavior and it is obvious that Mr Charles Buell has given us back the bird and she now rests near other legendary cowboys, looters and bandits.
A photo, showing what the investigators saw after Buell left the premises, is below. It is too bad that Mr Buell did not take the time to hide his crow's feet. If one listened closely in the background, music was playing.
Dedicated to providing only the facts,
Special Investigator
Nutsy Wallenda
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Neat story. Keep it up.
Nate Rowe Oakstone Properties