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Activerain, can you tell me if Nutsy is really real?

Dear Gods of Activerain,

I am getting a little old.

Some of my old friends tell me there is no Nutsy.

Please tell me the truth. Is there a real Nutsy?

Sincerely,

Ms. Barbara

Nutsy Nutsy Nutsy

THE ANSWER.

Ms. Barbara, your old friends are wrong! They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age.

They can't even believe what they see. Not believe in Nutsy? You may as well not believe in Santa Claus or the thr raven or fairies. You may as well not believe that images can go across the nation instantly and that sound reaches around the world and into the universe. Shoot! You may as well not belive in cellphones or text messaging.

Your old friends can not conceive all the wonders that are seen or unseen or unseeable in this world. Nutsy is REAL! He is seeable. He's appeared in different countries, different houses, different costumes and in different personalities.

He is as real as Activerain and all its inhabitants.

No Nutsy? Thank goodness he lives! He lives forever! Nutsy will challenge old minds this year and next year and for a million years in the future! No matter how many unbelievers try to sabotage his existence or roast him on an open fire, he will live!

So, old Barbara, keep on believing. Nutsy will warm your heart forever.

With love from the Gods,

Activerain

Barbara S Duncan

Hopefully, your chosen agent in

Searcy Arkansas!

www.barbarasduncan.com

Posted by Barbara S. Duncan, CRS, GRI, e-PRO Searcy AR on 12/24/2008 03:46 PM

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48 Comments on Activerain, can you tell me if Nutsy is really real?

DEC

2008

Nutsy? I am really dense as I have no idea who the heck Nutsy is? Guess I will look up Nutsy on wikipedia.com!

Gary, you have to visit and subscribe to Steven Smith's blog. He's a home inspector with great imagination and writing skills. He hired Nutsy as his personal assistant a few months back.

Barbara: I know for a fact that nutsy is real. I just saw him on tv this week, waterskiing behind a remote controled boat!

Barbara, well regardless of what the "truth" is----he will always be "real" food:) I wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! May we all have another successful year trashing Nutsy!

Joan, that sounds like Nutsy! Hooray! He's still out there!

Charles, I hope your family has a good Christmas, too! I hope you're safely at home now!!

Barbara,

Obviously somebody pretty important in this day and age has affiliated himself with Nutsy (below). What more can I say. Nutsy is real. Anyone who paid the feed bill would know that. Barbara asked me to put a link, so people would see how I met Nutsy. That is here.

Barbara,

Merry Christmas too. Hope all goes well this year.

Steve

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas too Barbara-----even if you do think I have become cat food:)

DEC

2008

Barbara, Yes, There is a Nutsy and Raven...

Wishing you a

Merry Christmas

and a prosperous New Year...

~~ michael

Steven, thanks for the link. I can't believe Nutsy has gone so far since Sept 27, 2008! He may end up as President also!

Charles, I did forget. Raven is no longer real....sorry 'bout that.

Michael, hope you have a great Christmas too. I like your colors. I need to learn that html stuff!

Barbara,

Do not forget that Nutsy's roots tie back to a long line of important folks. Two of his uncles were real heavyweights in music and organized crime.

It is hard to argue that he is not real, when people see that family history.

Steven, I really do see him in lots of places.....even in my dreams he intrudes. He may really be real!

DEC

2008

Nutsy's Mom wants to talk to him pronto.

Don, Nutsy's mom looks worn out just trying to keep up with that kid! She probably never gets any sleep!

Barbara,

Knowing the creature I can tell you that Nutsy is one crazy guy. I was just amazed when he got the part-time job with the Mounties up in Canada.

Mrs Barbara,

I wanted to share with you my New Years firecracker outfit. I made this from linens and a table cloth I found at Mr Charles home while I was allegedly working there last week.

Nutsy

Steven, it may be more important how long he KEEPS the job. He is a mother's nightmare at times.

NUTSY!!!! Whata you mean???? Allegedly????? Have you been fibbing again???? You told us you were working!!!

Mrs Barbara,

I was working but my definition of work might not be exactly like that of Mr Charles -- he is a big shrew.

Nutsy, yet to be paid by Buell Inspections

Nutsy, sounds as if we have a problem here that needs mediation. We may have to appoint a mediation committee to decide whether you get paid or whether you did so much mischief you have to pay Mr. B yourself. The committee needs both sides of the story, both from the shrew Mr. B and yourself.

Mrs. Barbara,

I am contemplating a lawsuit against Mr Charles Buell for non-performance of his part of the deal. I hope I can count on your support. I did such a good job for him and even had my uncles help and here he is trying to shrew me out of my wages.

Nutsy

Barbara, I think you misspelled "medication"-----he certainly needs that more than "mediation." Regarding this supposed non-payment of wages----he would have to have been hired in the first place---of which I can assure you he was not. I can post a picture of where he ate his way through the doggie door if you like. I have already forwarded the bill for the door to his boss---along with the bill for the fumigation, and cleaning of my office.

Charles, see I told you. Mediation is needed. I appoint this committee. Mr. B and Mr. Q vs. Mrs. B and Mr. S. Please give all of your evidence first. Just put all the pictures of eating through the door, etc., and we'll see what to do.

And Charles, I just remembered, medication was often referred to by Mr. Steven as something you kinda get mixed up on. Mediation is what we're aiming for.

There are a lot of things that come to mind regarding "mediation" and Nutsy---but they just never quite get to "mediation." Remediation, remedial, redial, radiation, re-meal, real meal are all close----then we have to jump to medication----absolutely nothing to mediate as near as I can tell. There is also "Median" where is where he better stay if he is stuck on the road somewhere----he also better return my laptop in one piece too.

Charles, Charles, Charles, no need to be so bitter. You're so bitter you forget to put the deceased Raven on your comment. Goodness rest his poor soul. We will just have this thing out through mediation (a legal way of settling disputes) and peace will be forthcoming. PLease do check your own medications. Steven, King of the House, worries about that!!

I am getting pretty hot under my collar here -- wherever in heck I am between Seattle and Connecticut.. Big place, no snow. PS -- my uncle chewed through the door, not my fault. I am not responsible for all of my family members. And, as for the laptop, I sold that so I could buy the toboggan so I could do home inspections for you in the snow. You are a shrew and you are trying to shrew me over.

Nutsy, who wants a day's pay for a day's honest work

Isn't that Arkansas? Also, is that mange on your neck or are you wearing too many clothes?

DEC

2008

I believe "alleged" work was the operative word in this case. Mr. Nutsy you were allegedly in Seattle during the tree toppling incident at your bosses house. Twisting the truth has been revealed to be a character flaw of yours now for some time. How can we believe your story concerning Mr. Buells office with your spotty record regarding the truth. I had warned you there would be consequences when you fled the scene of the disaster.

I judge you owe Mr. Buell restitution. I say we let him determine the type and, he he he... method to be extracted from you Mr. Nutsy.

AAHHHHH James-----finally the voice of reason:)

Nutsy, Charles thinks you may be in Arkansas? No one knows him here so the boycott won't do any good. Turn around and go back.

Charles, he does have a strange neck piece. Do you wear a scarf that looks like that?

James, be kind to Nutsy. And be unbiased. You may be on the mediation committee.

Barbara, I have already offered the Qualudes----can I be on the medication committee?

Regarding my neck, that is matting of the fur and a rash the result of that stupid Buell Inspections shirt I had to wear. It made me itch all over. I do not know where I am. The last sign I saw, before the sled runners wore off said Barstow. It is hot here. I may be quite some distance from Mr James. And, Mr James, I thank you for the kind words and agree with you that Mr Charles owes me a debt of gratitude. I had no idea I could not ride cross country by sled. Now I want my back pay.

Nutsy

You know, I looked back at my blog and I was as sweet as any little Virginia asking if there was a Santa Claus. I asked if there is a real Nutsy. I must have been an idiot to open this blog up to so much petty bickering. Little Nutsy is being mistreated and is lost out in the middle of the country. Things have to get better. The only good thing happening is that the deceased Raven hasn't kept popping up every other comment.

Barbara, Raven has flown the coop for the Holidays----it's "murder" without her. I think it is more likely that Nutsy is at a Barstool than at Barstow.

Nutsy, since you are stranded, I purchased this ride for you today. Sometimes she's a bit slow to begin but she's dependable. Tell me where to ship this transportation if you can figure out where you are. When you get to Mr. Q's she can stay in his guest room while you work.

Barbara there's an easy joke here, but good taste dictates I keep it to myself.

Nutsy, You're denser than a brick wall. Based on what I have seen and heard from you personally regarding your interim mis-management of Buell Inspections, you will be repaying Mr. Buell for a loooooooooog time.

DEC

2008

Mrs Barbara,

I do not know where I am or I would accept that mount.

Mr James,

Again thank you so much for the flattering remarks. I am sure you will very much enjoy the tips I can teach you when, and if, I finally light in your state. I do not know where I am but, part-time, I am working as a gourmet chef at the local Dennys.

James, how could there be a joke about such a beautiful animal. Her name is NEMO.

Nutsy, can you believe this little animal is so lovely and just for you! If we could find you. You were promoted rather rapidly to gourmet chef!!!

JAN

2009

Read aboutyou on Steven Smiths blog - and I can see why he loves you! Can't believe I've missed you thus far! :-)

Liz, thanks for comment. Nutsy is a scream. I almost do think he's real. Don't tell him that I said "almost." ...............his feelings would be hurt.

I love the Nutsy posts. Too creative!! ~A:)

Alisha, they are fun!

JAN

2009

Dear Mrs Barbara,

I am quickly stopping in to say hi, you being my Godmother. I made it to Osaka or Oaxaca whereever it is. But it is Mexico. I almost ran into the boss at an internet cafe. I just wanted you to know that our plan, of me stowing away, is working good so far. Glad you helped me work out the details.

Mrs Barbara,

Comment above is me, as you would know.

Nutsy, I'd know you from anywhere. Don't get into any trouble or you may get fired!!

Dear Mrs Barbara,

Things changed again. Need a small loan. My relatives are short of funds which has cut off our ability to buy beverages. Very hot here, dehydration a serious worry. <Please send 1000 pesos to local Western Union.

Godson

Nutsy, shriveled like a raisin

Nutsy, give yourself up. Go apologize to the boss and tell him you followed him in good faith, knowing that he'd need a personal body guard. (Have one of the relatives attack him gently first so you can intervene and save him.) He'll be so glad to see you that he'll give you the pesos and perhaps a raise. I'd love to send you money but I didn't close anything today and that skunk was a heavy eater.

DEC

2009

My godmother directed me back to this. So amazing that anyone would doubt Nutsy.

Nutsy

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