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I'm done with Ho Ho Ho!

Someone from Activerain tagged me for this stupid MeMe thing and honestly I'm glad they did. There are a few things old Santa would like to get off his chest and share with the world.

1. I hate all the elves....every last one of them! They are yappy, argumentative and lazy. I plan on replacing them with these girls. Ho!

2. I am allergic to reindeer dung. And it stinks to high heaven! How about a nice sports car with a Hemi?

3. I am sick and tired of yelling the same old line every year. Just for once I would like to say Hee Hee Hee instead of Ho Ho Ho.

4. Mrs. Claus is really my second wife. Heather Locklear was my first but she doesn't like the cold so she bailed.

5. For cryin' out loud. I'm a grown man. I don't want milk and cookies....next year can you please leave out a bottle of Jack and some spicy nuts.

6. Blitzen is gay. Yes, it's true. Not that there is anything wrong with that!!!!

7. I hate the color red! How about a smart three piece suit with a pinstriped tie.

Posted by Cecily Parks on 12/25/2008 09:14 PM

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29 Comments on I'm done with Ho Ho Ho!

DEC

Not funny at alll......HE HEE HEEE Merry Christmas

#5. Milk and cookies. I left you a big glass of red wine and a magic chocolate brownie.

hee hee hee

Love it!

Thanks for the holiday giggle!

I see you were talking with the big guy too... I was going to give him a beer... but I didn't have any. He needed to drive anyway.

I think the big fgy can handle a few. After all... the reindeer do all of the driving!-Dinah Lee

DEC

I always leave a shot or two for the big guy, shhhhhhh, don't tell the kids. Thats how I know hes real, their always gone. I have been know to walk in my sleep. Thanks. Happy New Year

I think these are great elf replacements. Nothing wrong with replacing the milk with jack. It will keep the chill off way better!

Nothing wrong with change! God knows we realtors know change!

Russ: Hee Hee Hee to you and yours!

Stephen: Thank you so very much for the compliment.

Ellie: You are definitely my kind of Girl!

JoAnna: Giggle away Girlfriend. Hee.

Lane: LOL! Funnnnnnyyyyy! Maybe 0ne of the elves could be the designated driver.

Dinah: Yep! He's got those reindeer to bail him out if he gets picked up for SUI (sleighing under the influence)

Jack: That is too funny! P.S. I've been know to sleepwalk as well.

Laura: The elf replacements are recycled ex-Bunny's straight from the Playboy mansion.....Hef goes through girls so quickly. Nice to see old Santa lending a hand to the poor homeless waif's.

Caren: Exactly! Times are a changing'....roll with it!

That Santa Claus is a real lucky man....thanks Cecily Wishing you much holiday cheer

Bryan Schroeder http://www.oregonmortgagesecrets.com

DEC

Wow that is really some picture you have bet Santa does say Ho Ho Ho!

Bryan: Yes....the secret life of Santa....so much we don't really know.

Mary: Yep!Now we know why he's so jolly...

You always make me laugh. I am with Santa on this one.

Jolly - With those elves, he would be to tired to drive. BTW, did you know about Randolph the brown nosed raindeeer? He ran next in line behind Rudolph and could run just as fast, he just couldn't stop as quick. Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!

Sean: Yep! Santa is one lucky guy!

Fred: Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

DEC

Hi Cecily,

If Santa gets girls instead of elves I might just volunteer next year at the North pole.

Merry Christmas,

Chet

Hi Cecily,

Love the elves. That makes for one happy Santa? What about Mrs. Clause? HMMMMMM....

Perplexing! I thought that Santas first name is Chris as in Cringle and not Hugh as in Heff?

Given the circumstances of the incriminating photo I agree that Hee Hee Hee is alot better than

Ho Ho Ho.

Chet: A part time job would definitely keep you out of trouble!!! Ha!

Mike: Yes, perplexing indeed....."Santa Hef" is his real name...Chris is an alias!

Cecily - C'mon now. I picture you as one of those "Santa's Helpers" in the picture you posted on this blog!

Not like this.....

Remember.......JUST SAY HO!

Craig: Nope! Not a Grinch or an elf or one of Santa's "Girls"...more like a cross between Glenda the good witch and Snow White.

No, I know you're not a Grinch.....I really picture you like this.....

Cecily (Snow White) Parks

And me like this......

Craig (The Human Fly) Rutman

I feel like Craig and I think my house is looking the same. Would someone please come to my house and remove my Christmas decorations. I am so tired of the tree and I just don't have the energy to take the sucker down. thank goodness I won this year and we got a small one, 10 feet. With teenagers they have a lot of initial enthusiasm when purchasing the tree but loose all steam when it come time to deocrate it and then undecorate. I tried making hot chocolate and pop corn - I ate it and drank it myself.

Edie

Edie: Hope you spiked the hot chocolate with something stronger...hee...hee! I'm taking my tree down, too! If you find someone who does that kind of thing send them my way, would ya??

DEC

Craig: My Goodness!!!! You're a chocolate mess!!! And you are right that picture is an accurate depiction of me...not. Hahaha!

Cecily, it's New Years eve and I'm ready for some ho-ho-ho's as well! Funny post and have a great 2009!

Ron: Thanks a bunch! Happy New Year to you as well! Hee...hee...hee!

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