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Hunting Reindeer...Not as easy as you think. (HUMOR)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

As many of you know that I am an avid Hunter.  I enjoy being out in the elements and I enjoy the savory taste of the game there in.  So, after some research on Hunting Reindeer, I have come up with a plan...

1st  you dig a hole in the ground, apx 6'5" in diameter.  It needs to be 7' deep at the side and 8' in the middle.

2nd you take sweet peas and sprinkle them around the hole.

3rd  you take 3-4 pails of ashes and sprinkle them into the hole.

NOW, we sit and wait in a place we can't be detected.  When a Reindeer comes up to the hole, and starts to eat the sweet peas, we sneek up behind it ans kick him in the ashhole!

 

Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Why not just shoot him..seams like a lot of work to get an ashhole..there must be plenty around without all that digging?

Dec 27, 2008 06:14 AM
Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

Well, I'll never make it to be a good hunter.  My hands don't fit a shovel anymore, grew out of it.

Dec 27, 2008 06:24 AM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Bill..

That's pretty good, we have a lot of ashholes around here!

Dec 27, 2008 06:24 AM
Bruce & Mary Smith
Savannah Lakes Homes - McCormick, SC
REALTORS, Savannah Lakes Village McCormick SC

Thanks for the humor!  Happy New Year.

Dec 27, 2008 07:03 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Funny, there are ashholes all over NJ, now I know everyone was just reindeer hunting!

Laura G

Dec 27, 2008 07:42 AM
Gary Woltal
Keller Williams Realty - Flower Mound, TX
Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth

William, I am so glad you have all the insider secrets in the hunting realm. My life is complete now.

Dec 27, 2008 09:02 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I should have mentioned that this is for areas with firearm restrictions!  Thanks for visiting everyone!

Dec 27, 2008 01:33 PM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Is this a proven technique Bill?

Dec 29, 2008 10:30 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, the next time you hunt reindeer, you let me know!  If anyone could pull this off, it's you!

Jan 02, 2009 03:15 PM