I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
 
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
 
I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
 
Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.
 
Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.
 
Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
 
Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!
 
Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.
 
Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is "too" much.
 
Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.
 
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
 
AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...
I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

Gabby

(modified from a posting on www.laughoutloud.net)

 

1 Comments on New Years Resolutions from my assorted pets....

MAR
15
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i want to start a $1 donation webpage from everyone nationwide for dogs in need and take this money and give it to shelters in desperate need. imagine if everyone give just $1 and we spreed the word around to 1 million people in one yr. do u think its possible? i do but i need help from every dog/cat loving person out there. i can't do this alone. i have great ideas for this web page to for those that donate like showing your name of giving a donation and you can carry this web page to yours in you have one that to would help spreed the word for the $1 donation for pets. imagine

$1, 1 million in 1 yr. for pets in need. the ones we have at home are lucky but those that are still in shelter needs our help so they are not put down just because of money, or no room. omg that just kills me... shelters need help nationwide to feed these pets, etc. contact me if you are interested in helping and any questions you might have even more ideas. come we can do it!!!

i love the pics of everyones pets. please if you can i would love for you to email them to me especially funny ones. especially pets that were adopted from shelter to put on the webpage to show how lucky and loved they are.

 

if anyone reads my blog we have to act NOW. PLEASE CONTACT ME www.elainethehomestager.com or elainefischer.homesteger@yahoo.com. with a comment " i am in" so i can take a count of everyone that wants to join. and please reblog this and keep in moving.

   

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