I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives, especially during the stress that comes with the holidays!
Some doctor on TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of B aileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel!
Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.