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55+ Writing under the Influence

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Kitchen / ours / Bread MachineHere it is...2009...a New Year....a time for changes.....

   Changes?.......

     we are still fighting our colds...

     Sal still has his unexpected tooth extraction
           coming up on the 8th of January.

    I still have the wonderful job of being the return-trip
      Driver.......

        AND

   Our Home smells like Lysol....

     Lysol is however, 'Outdoor Fresh' scented.....




   The Plate tells the story....

   The Bowl asks the question.....

hrlp plate/bowl/ lysol can

The can is the answer...........LYSOL  

SO , you might ask,

    what exactly is this Influence she is writing under?

     THE  question---which will now be answered,

          should you want to know...

            if you really care......
  
                  the  FUMES.


   Fumes that are being counteracted by the smell of Fresh Baked Bread.

   Thus...the picture of the Machine....My Machine....great dough maker

       Fresh Bread...no preservatives...

       Fresh Baked Bread that must be eaten within 2 days or it gets Hard

            Well, Of COURSE it does....no preservatives !


    Made Garlic / Beer (light naturally) / Cheese (low or no fat of course) Bread for the 1st! 
             It did smell great

           why wouldn't garlic , beer, cheese plus yeast smell good; but sadly today it is not soft anymore

                        Sal nukes it & loves it; 


Wonder if the birds will eat it.???....the squirrels.????....yah, the Squirrels...hey, they already hang up side down from all the feeders Bird feeder-Squirrel eater       we call them the 'Bird feeder Eaters'.

While waiting for the Bread items to rise, so they can go into the oven, so the smell can INDEED.................... Counteract the Fumes,

         I decided to read the Sunday flyers,
            that come with the Sunday Comics,
                          on....... SATURDAY;

        What do they tell us for 2009:

      ......page after page after page of all and every diet food item that you could want;
                Even....diet foods that your KIDS will want.  Really!

  IF....that just doesn't rock your boat...turn the page

          and  there is the wonder of wonder......a coupon for a Total Colon Cleanse.  How can one
              go wrong................Wait just one gosh durn second.....isn't that another prep for a   
                      Colonoscopy????? 

If Healthy foods, fixes are not your thing....well, folks lookie here:

      for a small sum of $19.95, you can purchase 2, not 1, but 2 gan u i ne  Black Leather Hats for that
       man of yours;  guaranteed never to crush;   your choice of Brown or Black.

Also, you can find every sort of cleaning product that you could ever desire to us for:

      ......cleaning your sink without scratches.....
      ......polish your floor after washing, drying for you....
      .....varnish your wood items with zero smell....  
      .....purifying your bathrooms withour your even going into the room



Additionally, you can find a cream that:
     .....comes in a tube, jar, or bottle for your entire bodily needs
     ....that will make you desirable 
     ....end that monthly chore of touching up your roots (Hair, Hair roots)



And don't forget those wonderful sprays that:
    .....clear away all the odors from you car, floor, chair, couch, clothes, kids & pets
    .....can color your world beautiful with just one swish of the can
    .....that can kill all the germs lurking in your home or work place......


       HEY there......Look, look, look
   .....Lysol-----

 YES.....
      Yes!   a 2 page spread for all the products sold under the Brand
               MY Spray can is there too.
                now, all is well in my / our little part of the World


 So Glad, that I
    ....sprayed Lysol
    ....made Bread
    ....read these flyers

 And met you once again in the Rain. 

 

  Hope that all words are spelled correctly, Windows keep sending ERROR messages on spell check. 
      
      and  someone. somehow is auto-saving drafts of this  post every 3 minuets.

Good fun, fortune, & friends are wished for all AR persons.

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Live, Learn, Love, & always remember to Laugh!

 
a Keyless start....a Forward Looking VIEW from the DASH; Join the RIDE 


Barb & Sal

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