A joke I thought I should pass on...

Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM,
The man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
 
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

 'I have a better idea,' she replied

 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
 
 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
 
 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f------ blanket.'
 
 After a moment of silence, he farted.