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How To Be A SLIMY Real Estate Agent

By Derek and Mariana Wagner

Real Estate Agent with The Artisan Group- Keller Williams Premier Realty

May 01, 2007 08:31 PM

As many of you already know, I have an "'issue'" with the reputation of real estate agents. (If you don't know - just click on my "real estate rants" tag - there on the right ...).

Thanks (again) to one of my favorite bloggers - Athol Kay - I spent about 10 minutes falling off my chair (and running to the bathroom) in near tears of uncontrollable laughter.

Why? Well, given what I like to rant about, and given what this website offers .... Well, you just need to experience it yourself. (Please experience the WHOLE thing - Do not "skip" anything...).

HOW TO BE A SLIMY REAL ESTATE AGENT

(Thank you, also, Virginia Association of Realtors.)
Posted by: Mariana Wagner - Colorado Springs Real Estate - Monument Real Estate

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Alexander Harb

Knights Investing - Mesquite, TX

Dallas, Texas Real Estate Investing

I visited the site...and laughed so hard my eyes started to water......!!!!!

GREAT POST!!! =-D

BTW I loved that green slime!!

May 02, 2007 12:26 PM

Laura Monroe

Inman News - San Francisco, CA

Dir. of Industry Engagement & Social Media

Mariana~ Where in the heck did you find that one...that was too funny! Ted reminded me of Jack Black~

May 02, 2007 12:50 PM

Christy Powers

Keller Williams Coastal Area Partners - Pooler, GA

Pooler, Savannah Real Estate Agent

That was greatI loved what he did when you moused over the options....lol.....thanks for making my day.....

May 02, 2007 01:02 PM

Anonymous

Where are the tissues.............

May 02, 2007 01:35 PM

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Herb Hamilton

RE/MAX Preferred Inc. Realtors - Portland, OR

Real Estate Broker ,CDPE, Downtown Portland

What a great fun Post. The Title Pulled me in.

May 02, 2007 03:06 PM

Derek and Mariana Wagner

The Artisan Group- Keller Williams Premier Realty - Colorado Springs, CO

The Artisan Group - Colorado Springs REALTORS®

I found this video because of Athol Kay's RE Agent in CT Blog ... (You should subscribe to this blog - Athol makes me laugh every day!)

May 02, 2007 03:16 PM

Robert McArtor

RE/MAX Components - Fallston Maryland - Bel Air, MD

Top Listing Agent for Baltimore and Harford County

I picked "A" - "Poltergeists are an Amenity" SELL IT BABY!!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing.....

May 02, 2007 03:27 PM

Ryan Hukill - Edmond

405home @ ERA Courtyard - Edmond, OK

Realtor, Team Lead

I too have a thing about the image that our profession holds in the minds of many. Thanks for sharing! I've bookmarked it for those days when I'm on edge & need a laugh.

May 02, 2007 06:14 PM

Rich Kruse

Gryphon USA, Ltd. - Columbus, OH

That is great. I needed a laugh.

May 02, 2007 11:59 PM

Frank Harris

Keller Williams Realty Centre - Columbia, MD

I just had one of those crazy busy days and "The Ted" bit was the icing on the cake, it was hilarious. I smell a sitcom... lol...

May 06, 2007 04:59 PM

Patricia Beck

RE/MAX Properties, Inc., ABR, GRI, SRES - Colorado Springs, CO

Colorado Springs Realty

Ha,ha that is so funny...I love the outfit Ted is wearing ha,ha

May 07, 2007 02:19 AM

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Clayton, MO

I needed to laugh like that this morning. Thanks!!! Incredibly funny.

May 10, 2007 04:14 AM

Abraham Chaffin

Sand Shell Realty - Cambria, CA

Cambria Real Estate

That's incredible - Hats off to the VAR for putting that one together

May 10, 2007 07:15 PM

Daniel Lowery

1st Choice Real Estate - Jefferson City, MO

e-PRO, Broker - Owner

Thanks for sharing, I took the Tedst and passed, good fun I had a blast and I am still LOL

Jun 03, 2007 05:53 PM

Ed Vogt

Midwest Properties of Michigan - Grandville, MI

Grandville, MI Midwest Properties

This is way too funny!!! It also combines some wonderful teachings (common sense) about the code that's a good reminder for us all.

Jun 04, 2007 06:26 AM

Linda

I'm sure that "The Ted" got all of his training here in Maine:

http://outsider222.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/bangor-maine-recap/

Apr 10, 2008 12:39 AM

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Tricia Flicker-Miller

Cressy & Everett Real Estate - Elkhart, IN

Cressy & Everett

That is the funniest thing I have seen all week. I am e-mailing it to everyone I know! LOL Thanks!

Apr 16, 2008 10:14 AM

robert

Jul 05, 2010 06:24 PM

#76

Funny if it wasn't Sad

all the "funny" comments from agents really makes me wonder.

as someone who has been trying to buy a house and make a home for the past 6 months, the video would be funny if it wasn't so sad for being a commentary on the state of the "profession"

i've been through 4 different agents. each brought a new and thicker layer of slime than I thought possible.

very, very sad.

Sep 21, 2010 05:27 PM

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Mariana

Im sorry you are having such a bad experience. I hope you find a home soon.

Sep 22, 2010 03:08 AM

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