How about our own Real Estate Firms?

COLD!well? Banker

Prudentential

Century19

Weic"hurt"

Windedmere

Kitten (company in Sacramento named Lyon)

Killed Williams

...and my very own: Buyers' Choice (Sellers - no choice!)

 *fine contribution from Paula Swayne, Realtor Older Classic Homes Specialist (Windermere Dunnigan Realtors, Sacramento)

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Ambrose Bierce

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
J. Paul Getty

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Ronald Regan

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
Scott Adams

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Dave Barry

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
Andrew Young

You don't want another Enron? Here's your law: If a company, can't explain, in ONE SENTENCE....what it does....it's illegal.
Lewis Black

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Milton Berle

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratliffe

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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