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Some Wednesday Humor - Be Specific in Your Living Will

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Real Estate Agent with Retired

 

A Living Will Is Important To Relationships

My wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

My wife got up, unplugged the TV then went to the refrigerator and threw out all of my beer.

Comments (32)

C Tann-Starr
Tann Starr & Associates, Inc. - Palm Bay, FL

Haaaaaa! Too funny! I told the hubby and he gave me such a strange look (ROTFL). I love this. ;-)

Jan 21, 2009 12:29 AM
Debi Ernst
St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors - O'Fallon, MO
GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate

Mike - Now that was funny!  I like your wife...  Thanks for the laugh!  :)

 

Jan 21, 2009 12:43 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Sylvia - glad I could give you a chuckle

Steve - I just hid her chocolate until my beer showed up again;^)

Mel - glad the timing was good

Don - you never know when there will be a beer shortage, keep the storm cellar stocked with it also

 

Jan 21, 2009 12:48 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Morgan - be afraid, be very afradi;^)

Liza - she is smart

Patti - as Ben Franklin said "Beer is proof that there is a God and that he loves us."

C - perhaps he was a bit worried;^)

Debi - you are welcome

Jan 21, 2009 12:50 AM
Shirley Parks
Sands Realty 210-414-0966 - San Antonio, TX
Broker, 210-414-0966, San Antonio TX Real Estate

Good Morning, Mike, I always enjoy starting my day over a little humor with my coffee.  Thanks for the laugh.

Jan 21, 2009 01:06 AM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi Mike - It sounds like the "wife" was too quick to pull the plug.  lol  I guess this is a reminder to never give them too much information.  lol

Jan 21, 2009 01:13 AM
Rebecca Levinson, Real Estate Marketing and Online Advertising Consultant
Real Skillz-Clear Marketing for Your Real Estate Vision - Lake Geneva, WI

Mike,

Thanks for the laugh this morning.  I know I can always find a chuckle over here.

Jan 21, 2009 02:46 AM
James Wexler
wexzilla.com - Scottsdale, AZ

mike , laugh out loud funny, my significant other and I wonder what we would do without television and of course beer/wine

Jan 21, 2009 03:16 AM
Bo Hussung
Bell Title /Triserv LLC - Nashvle, TN

Mike, your wife clearly loves you and obviously would never want to see you suffer...lol

Bo

Jan 21, 2009 03:31 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Shirley - I am glad that I could add some lo-cal treat to your coffee time

Jon - yup, there is such a thing as TMI

Rebecca- I hope to have more for you

James - without TV, beer and wine I would probably lose weight easier

Bo - ain't that the truth

 

Jan 21, 2009 08:32 AM
Shawn Davis
Home Crossings, P.C. - Davison, MI
Homes For Sale, Genesee County, Michigan

lol, Mike. Job well done by the better half!

Shawn Davis

Jan 21, 2009 09:18 AM
Kathleen Lordbock
Broker/Short Sale & Staging Specialist - Crosby, MN
Keller Williams Realty Professionals

What a compliant wife - I would have told you to do it yourself    :)

Jan 21, 2009 01:25 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LMAO>>>Now that may have gotten me a bit on the irate side...especially my BEER!.

Jan 21, 2009 01:51 PM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Shawn - that sounds like some bias to me;^)

Kathleen - how can a vegetable pull it's own plug?

William - this was supposed to cheer you up!

Jan 21, 2009 02:16 PM
Laura Watts
Positive Properties, LLC - Laurinburg, NC

 

Tooooooo Funny

Tooooooo Funny

 Mike-Very cute. Thanks for the laugh.





Jan 21, 2009 05:14 PM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Laura - you are welcome, and thanks for the smileys

Jan 21, 2009 11:11 PM
Paddy (Patricia) Pizappi
Better Homes and Gardens Rand Realty - Pine Bush, NY
Real Estate Associate Broker Hudson Valley NY

Thanks I needed that!  Have a good day.

Jan 21, 2009 11:31 PM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Paddy - glad I could help brighten your morning.

Jan 22, 2009 05:13 AM
Kevin Robinson
Twin Falls, ID
Fractional Developer

Mike keep that away from my wife. No TV here, but I can't live without beer.

Jan 22, 2009 06:34 AM
Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Kevin - I learned to live without beer, I drink ale!

Jan 22, 2009 10:01 AM