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Joke of the Day - Why You Shouldn't Lie

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Real Estate Agent WV0026375

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.  His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

robotOne day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.  It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. 

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.  

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. 

 "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.  The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."  "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." Said Tommy.  "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.   The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.  With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John.  "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. 

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy.  After all, he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

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Comments (13)

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LMAO.  I didn't see the last one coming at all.  You have to be careful of what you say!

Jan 22, 2009 12:06 PM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

It would be a blood bath around the Holiday season!

Jan 22, 2009 01:09 PM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Rebecca, I have two red headed sisters that look nothing like me..It's a good thing my mom isn't into the tech-toys

Jan 22, 2009 01:17 PM
Bill Gassett
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Hopkinton, MA
Metrowest Massachusetts Real Estate

Rebecca....thanks for the evening laugh:)

Jan 22, 2009 01:29 PM
Cecily Parks
iMove Group, Knipe Realty NW, Inc. - Salem, OR

Now that was funny....thanks for cracking me up! I'm going to share this one with my friends.

Jan 23, 2009 02:57 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

Rebecca:  A great joke to end my Friday afternoon.  Hadn't heard this one before, but I sure will be sharing it.

Jan 23, 2009 08:30 AM
Tony Orefice
NorthGroup Real Estate/www.TonyORealtor.com - Concord, NC
Realtor- Cabarrus County, NC

Hi Rebecca,

Now that was a funny joke! I would like one around my kids. lol

Jan 23, 2009 02:44 PM
Eileen Begley
Coldwell Banker, DelMonte - Carmel, CA
Monterey Real Estate

Thanks for the laugh Rebecca!  I didn't see the last one coming either.

Jan 23, 2009 03:07 PM
Scott VanBuskirk
Prudential GHP - Ocean Shores, WA

How about a round of applause?  Very good joke!

Jan 24, 2009 10:35 AM
Russell Lewis
Realty Austin, Austin Texas Real Estate - Austin, TX
Broker,CLHMS,GRI

Oh I just love that sort of humor!  And Melody's comments is just as funny!

Great joke!

Jan 25, 2009 11:46 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Thanks to all who stopped by and commented on this post.  So glad you liked it.

Jan 26, 2009 12:04 AM
Julie Nelson
eXp Realty - Austin, TX
Smart real estate.

Great Joke ... thanks for sharing.

Jan 27, 2009 06:28 AM
Brooke Shepherd
Keller Williams Clients' Choice - Colorado Springs, CO
Speak With Honesty~Act with Integrity

OH geez, cute.  Thanks for the laugh!

Brooke

Jan 27, 2009 07:57 AM