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Watching the news this morning I couldn't help but let out a disgusted groan! No, not by the sad state of real estate affairs and the mortgage bailout debacle but by the headline story that Jessica Simpson has packed on some pounds and is her "rubenesque" look here to stay. Is this all Hollywood has to talk about?

They showed a before picture of Jessica and then a current picture of her from the front and a shot of her bum. Oh, please! The girl still probably wears a size 6 or 8, which albeit is huge by California standards where everyone is a size 1/2 or at the most a size 0 or at least claims to be.

A few weeks ago Oprah made news for days after she confessed her weight had ballooned up to over 200 pounds. With all of the problems going on in the world right now the question of how many pints of "Cherry Garcia" ice cream Oprah eats in one sitting and how many fat rolls she has seems so irrelevant. And what's with her and Steadman???(Oops)

I don't care that Jessica is squeezing into her jeans or that Brittany has showed her hoo hoo to the press for the 38th time. By the way, I don't need to see another close up of that shot on the web!

So let's take a survey...

Here are the questions on the table:

Do you really care that Oprah will be shopping for a summer wardrobe at the local tent and awning store and that her backside was the size of New Jersey last year but is the size of Texas this year?

Is the size of Jessica's bum and the fact that lately it's looking a little more like Oprah's and a lot less than Barbie's keeping you up at night??

Are you concerned that Brittany can seem to find a single store in all the world that sells underwear???

Does the burning question of who's in celebrity rehab today have you surfing the net at all hours of the night....David Duchovny, perhaps? FYI: If you are a non celebrity it's called "cheating" but if you are a big movie star then it's called a "sex addiction".

Posted by Cecily Parks on 01/29/2009 04:21 PM

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42 Comments on If you or I get caught they call it cheating!

JAN

I am too busy worrying about my own weight issues to notice anyone else. Ben and Jerry's sounds really good about now too.

Hi Cecily - I think you and I watch different TV shows. They don't talk about such stuff on the channels I view and I'm so glad.

LOL. True, true, true...

BTW, glad I missed the picture of Britney - that'd be TOO much!!!

I have never understood why woman give a rats @#$ about all this kind of stuff. To me they are all just people like you and I. All the gossip mags fly off the shelves every month because for some reason people like reading about this stuff.

Too funny! I am constantly amazed that my 11 year old daughter who is a size 0 is also the same size as most Hollywood Celebrities!

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Cecily,

I think the economy takes the top priority for me right now. Perhaps this is how the gov't and the Wall St "leaders" have managed to tank the economy without a lot of back lash! Too many people worried about what people we will never meet are doing in their day to day, rather than worrying about paying attention to the people that control our hard earned money!

Instead of calling these stories the news, the should call it the "Unnecessary News!"

I want all the stars to pack on the pounds so I look skinny in comparison!

Think I'll have a case of Ben and Jerry's delivered to your office this week!

Cecily,

I was never very big on ice cream, but let me grab another hand ful of these peanut M&Ms and think about my comment to you..

Ahhh that s the ticket! I didn't hear about JS but yes the Oprah stuff is all over.. I agree with you.. It can be kept on those entertainment shows for people that want to follow.. And I do find it interesting that terms used for common folk and those in the limelight that happen to do wrong are not the same words.

I wish that was all the problems I had was what the poor hollywood group has to worry about!

Cecily, I thought Jessicawas to skinny anyway. I also could care less about Brittney on that her kids get a good home. Opera's ratings must have been down so she went up! Pass me the Ben & Jerrys.

Q1. I do not really care what her size is. All I know is that her dog's are probably eating better then I do.

Q2. Jessica Who? Is that the Pop star (cough, cough) Ashlye Simpson's sister?

Q3. After seeing the sales of her last album can she afford underwear is the big question!

Q4. Sorry do not have time to answer I need to take a nap, I was up late last night.....

Cecily,

That's just it, this is not news or news worthy.This is great gossip coming out of tinsel town to get even with the people they envy and have the means of spreading the word to all their fans. "WHO CARES"

Only inquiring mind do, Auhhhh......... right.

~ Life is Good

P.S. Cecily can you email me some more celebrity gossip. THanks

I don't think that I could possibly care less about any of the famous people mentioned here. Or any of the ones that aren't for that matter.

Why on earth would anyone give a crap about the size of a celebrities butt?

Ever wonder why a weight loss program Oprah endorses sells like crazy while she gets bigger and bigger.

Ellie: I'm a Ben & Jerry's fan, too...is ice cream for breakfast such a bad thing??

Richard: What channels are you watching??? It's on all the major news channels! I think the exceptions are The History Channel and HGTV.

Kristen: Yes, one of those times you wished the photographer left the lens cap on....not pretty!

Bill: What are doing checking out those rat's??? Haha! Other people aren't like you and me....we're better!

I hear ya...its a shame that they over analyze stupid stuff like that...at the same time, these people want to be famous......they know what comes with it.

OMG totaly true. i could care less.

Bonnie: Young girls can be a size zero....celebrities should not be.....can you say "stick figure???"

Jen: All good points! Our government "Fat Cats" could use a little nip and tuck, too!

Christina: I love it!!! I think you have the makings for a new series. Run it by Oprah and see what she thinks!

Margaret: You crack me up!I have a thing about ice cream so do not drop it by my office or I'll have to kill you! BTW...chocolate peanut butter is my favorite!

Paul: Ooohhhhh....M & M's....now you're talking my language! We need to talk!

William: I hear ya! I would gladly trade my problems for their silly ones (and their money) any day!

Sean: 1. Yes, they are. 2. Yes, that's the "Pop-less" star. 3. There's a "half-off" sale at Walmart. Maybe she could find something there. 4. Real men need sleep, too!

Roy: I sent it Fed Ex! Wait til you see what Brangelina is up to!!!

JL: Did you hear that??? That's the sound of my toilet flushing....that's how much I care about Hollywood gossip.

Cameron: OMG! That is so true!!! Her diet books are flying off the shelf! Maybe she's using the book money for chips and dip???

Thanks for the small reprieve from real life tonight!

I was happy to see that People magazine referred to her new "curvy" figure. I would love to feel curvy!

Konnie: I agree....and I don't understand why if it is their my chosen profession to be a film star and they had a truck load of money, a personal trainer, a home gym, a personal chef, hairstylist, make-up artist and a plastic surgeon on speed dial why they don't look amazing 24-7!

Dear Wealth: I totally agree. I'm canceling my subscription to the gossip rags! Just kidding!

JoAnna: Curvy is Hollywood talk for overweight. They prefer idiot stick figures. And, JoAnna, I've seen your pics. You are cute as a bugs ear girl!

JAN

LOL Brittany's 'hoo hoo'. I guess I dont pay attention to the news close enough. I had no idea this was going on. Actually, I did hear about Jessica Simpson and thought 'who cares'. You know, the media has to talk about something. People are listening. Hey, my wife and her friends talk about them like they had a BBQ together or something. For some reason people want to know what happens with celebrities.

Don't care, don't care, don't care! While a smaller size would be nice, there's no way I'm giving up my ice cream...they'll have to pry it out of my chubby dead fingers!

Cecily sounds like you are bucking for a spot on the soup "E-Tv's" version of the gossip column. If you make it save me a spot as a guest editor, we haven't talk about Demi Moore in a while and an episode about why we aren't wearing more hats would be a broad cast bonanza don't you think?

John: I was looking for a nice word for Brittany's ...er...you know. So hoo hoo seemed appropriate. LOL!

Laura: Hahaha! Too funny! I'm with you girl!

Steve: Wow! You can be my co-anchor! Sounds like you are in the know!

Cecily - Fun post!

I could care less about anything Oprah!
Jessica Simpson needs a huge pimple right in the middle of her face where she just put some of that Pro-Active goop on! Her 15 minutes of fame is way overextended....just like her new butt is!!!
I actually feel sorry for Brittany Spears. She was exploited at such an early age it's no wonder she's a little messed up now. But if she needs some underwear, I'll lend her a pair. Just have her come over.

Now I have a question for you.......Hoo hoo?!!!!

Craig: If Jess had a permanent pimple she could change her name to Jessica "Zit"son. Yes, please send Brit- Brit a pair of your long john's.....as for the hoo hoo question....if you don't know what that refers to then call me because we need to talk sugar! You've led a sheltered life!!!

So many questions, so little that most of us (at least publicly) care about. Someone is buying the fan mags and watching the shows and reading the Infomer.....I wonder who? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Fred: I think that someone is.....you! Hee...hee. Come on, admit it you have a copy of The Inquireron your nightstand.

Unless they are in a movie that might "entertain" me, I really could care less.

I want all of Hollywood to get fat! I want to see everyone healthy and chubby. No ones head should be bigger than their bum! Teenage girls are anorexic, not getting the calcium needs required. I don't want to see everyone on the Biggest Losser....but I just want this thin thing gone! Lets just get healthy and back to reality!

Hi Cecily,

I agree. The things that make "news" never cease to amaze me. I don't care who gained weight, or lost it. I don't care who broke up and I certainly don't care who bought what house, especially if I wasn't the agent in on the deal... ; )

Cecily, I guess these headlines will take some of the stress off of Eva Langoria for her recent weight gain...very funny stuff!

Bob: Since you are a retired military man, how about Patton or Tropic Thunder???

Sherry: I'll hold those skinny Hollywood chicks down and you force feed them cookies til' they cry "Uncle"!!!

Tony: Don't hold back...tell us how you really feel!!! Hahaha!

Barb: LOL! Yes, Eva is safe...for now. God forbid she gets caught on film at Mickey-D's! Stay home Eva!!!!

JAN

Cecily, with 3 daughters, I have been aware of the underwear shortage and the possible embarassment issues in case of a car accident, etc. But what is a mother to do?

Virginia: First: Drink heavily. I know I know...that should go without saying when you have three girls. Second: Go online and order mass quantities of said underwear for emergencies. Try the Hollywood stores as nobody there seems to wear any so they should have plenty. Third: Order chastity belts for all three daughters. LOL!

FEB

Cecily - Have you been snooping around my night stand?

Fred: Just keeping an eye on ya....someone has to! Step slowly away from Entertainment Weekly and no one will get hurt!

FEB

Hey is that you parked outside my home with the binoculars?

FEB

Hey too funny you know how to put a smile when one is needed most thanks

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