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Late Sunday comedy

Living in a Retirement Community we get all kinds of stories. My friends all have a tendency to send me jokes and comics about seniors and the things they do. Every once in a while I get some that I just can't resist sharing. You'd be surprised at how close the the truth some of these can be. I hope you all enjoy these as much as I did.

911 CALL

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her
car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
situation to the dispatcher: 'They've stolen the stereo, the steering
wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! ' she cried. The
dispatcher said, 'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in. 'Disregard.' He says. 'She got in the
back-seat by mistake.'

FAMILY

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night
the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She
yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'
The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She
starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?'
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to
her sisters. She shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get
that forgetful, knock on wood .' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help
both of you as soon as I see who's at the door.'

'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine
March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
And the third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

Posted by Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor on 02/01/2009 06:21 PM

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23 Comments on Late Sunday comedy

FEB

Cute! I especially liked the first one. Hope all is well down there in sunny Florida.

Bob, Great Jokes,, the last one sounds like me and my husband sometimes. Thanks for sharing. Have a Wonderful Week!!

barbara

FEB

Thanks for the laugh. Those old ladies must have a lot of fun.

There's my humor the day, and it didn't take long to find it. Just two hours and six minutes. LOL

Bob, These were funny and true...

Your building consultant in Brentwood, TN ~~ Michael

Bob - These are funny but also fairly close to reality. I never thought I would reach the point where I walked into a room only to wonder what I was doing there lol. It doesn't happen often but it may be a prelude to what is down the road (in about 30 years) lol. Great post.

Yup...all to close to the truth. And I am getting very close to that truth!

FEB

The idea of old age can be frightening but I think if you just have a little fun with it you can have some nice breaks to the day!!!

Ted

Hi Bob,

Cute, I needed a little distraction today. Thanks for the post.

These were all very funny. Gotta love them old folks! lol

FEB

Thank you all for commenting. Glad to bring a chuckle to your day.

FEB

I'll drink to that! Glad to see you back posting on a regular basis! (I need to do the same)

FEB

Bob, I always have a good time when I drop by here. You should check out Alan May (he often has a pic of Elvis in his profile) he has a similar sense of humor and you two would probably hit it off! Have a good week!

FEB

Bob, I'm late to read this but enjoyed it a bunch! I will need to share and pass it on :-)

FEB

Bob, just checking in, hope all is well in your part of the world!

APR

Hi Bob, long time since I have seen anything in your blog. Hope you are ding well!

APR

I'm doing well Russell, just taking a bit of a break. Thank you for caring.

APR

Bob, those were great...I love to chuckle, and these deserved chuckles. Thanks!

Ok Bob, I get it. The first two were the warm up for the third. I'm cracking up over that one! Thanks for a good laugh!

APR

Those are all very funny. Is that what we have to look forward to?

MAY

I have a funny one similar to the hearing loss story: 2 old guys, one is telling about his new hearing aids. "They're state-of-the-art," he says. "Paid a bundle but they're worth it. Some new technology, it's the best on the market." "What kind is it," asks the other gentleman. "About 9:30," says the first.