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Jesus was a....woman?

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Real Estate Agent with Alain Pinel BRE 01367196

Just had to share. This isn't new, but it was new to me. See "Was Jesus Christ really a woman?"

On the lighter side of things ....EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
 1. He called everyone brother
 2. He liked Gospel
 3. He didn't get a fair trial
 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
 
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidenceof all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

AMEN !!

Comments (13)

Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

I love it ...  thanks for making me smile... 

Feb 02, 2009 08:10 AM
Steve Laird
Anderson Real Estate Sales - Chico, CA
Steve Sells Chico Real Estate

LOL  Thanks,  I'm always up for a little humor in the afternoon

Feb 02, 2009 08:13 AM
Laura Reynolds
Ruhl&Ruhl Realtors - Davenport, IA

Awesome...The best blog I've read in a while.

Feb 02, 2009 08:13 AM
Norma Toering Broker for Palos Verdes and Beach Cities
Charlemagne International Properties - Rancho Palos Verdes, CA
Palos Verdes Luxury Homes in L.A.

Hey, this must mean there is a little bit of Jesus in all of us, and that's a good thing.  Thanks for the afternoon laugh--it's Monday and I was ready for it!

Feb 02, 2009 08:15 AM
Kris Kombrink ~ The Kombrink Team
RE/MAX Excels - Chicago's Western Suburbs - Geneva, IL

Thanks for the laugh at the end of the day, Pacita. Apparently Jesus is whomever we wish him/her to be.

Feb 02, 2009 08:18 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Good list...you make a very good point.  Thanks for the chuckle!

Feb 02, 2009 10:20 AM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

Caron --- I am homebound (illness) today, and was looking for something to cheer me up. Glad you enjoyed this.

Steve --- I do like clean jokes that I can repeat without fear of offending someone.

Laura --- the best blog? Wow. Must be a slow day for blogging. :)

Norma -- didn't God say he/she created Man/Woman in his/her image? Can we rightly say we look like godesses?

Kris --- like Norma said, there's a little bit of Jesus/God in all of us.

Willliam --- I didn't make the list, but glad to repost it since it's been around for a while, and perhaps it's alwasy good to recycle good, clean materials to lighten up the load and brighten our day.

 

Feb 02, 2009 11:09 AM
Donne Knudsen
Los Angeles & Ventura Counties in CA - Simi Valley, CA
CalState Realty Services

Pacita - LOVED IT!!!  That's it, I'm convinced, Jesus is a woman.  I'm going to forward this to my girlfriends who are going to get such a kick out of it.  Thx for the laugh.  I needed it today; it's been a long day and it's not even over yet.

Feb 02, 2009 11:14 AM
Suzanne Gallegos
Equity Real Estate - Advantage - Salt Lake City, UT
Realtor - Salt Lake City, Utah Homes

I love it...hilarious! Thanks!

Feb 02, 2009 02:20 PM
Pacita Dimacali
Alain Pinel - Oakland, CA
Alameda/Contra Costa Counties CA

Donne --- yes, goddesses all!

Suzanne --- glad you enjoyed it.

Feb 02, 2009 03:20 PM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

I think it certainly could be that Jesus was a woman.  I've never known how my wife was able to conjure up a big dinner after I look in the cabinets and they look bare...

Ted

Feb 03, 2009 03:39 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

Great story -- there is always more than one way to look at things! Thanks for sharing!

Feb 04, 2009 08:52 AM
Angelia Garcia
Pure Realtors - Dallas, TX

Hi Pacita,

I love it.  Jesus is my lord and savior.

Feb 05, 2009 11:47 AM