What Is Butt Dust???

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in
it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.  After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 2) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
 The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.
 This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
'Without you, we are but dust...'
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smiles.... (And you thought this would be dirtyJ
__._,_.___

 
Post is included in group: Garden State Real Estate
Post is included in group: RealtorsĀ®
Post is included in group: New Jersey & Pennsylvania -- Realtors/Loan Officers/Title Clerks/Real Estate Lawyers
Post is included in group: Bodacious Broads
Post is included in group: Blogs Happen...

14 Comments on Butt Dust

FEB
03
118,699 Points 1 Featured Post Localism Sponsor

During a discussion in religion class,  the question was asked what does ALLELUIA mean....my 6 year old son said "it means THANK GOD it's over!"

10:50pm • #2
1 Featured Post

Kids say the darndest things...it's as true today as it was 50 years ago.  What a nice late night laugh.  Thanks.  I'll pay this laugh forward. 

11:09pm • #4
101,704 Points 5 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

So funny! Thanks I am still laughing.

11:25pm • #5
Outside Blog

GREAT FOR A GOOD LAUGH....YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING WAY TO HARD...KEEP IT UP

11:29pm • #6

This has been a very stressful day dealing with baby buyers. Thanks for the stress relief.

11:31pm • #7
206,717 Points 26 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

HAHAHAHAHAH !!!

I LOVE THESE !!!!

This one in particular:

"I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

... this sounds like something that Sherry Scales would say !!!!!!

Thanks for the chuckles Nancy ! ... you're sending me to bed with a smile on my face !

     .... wait a minute ???  .... that didnt sound right ?!?!?!?!?!

CHEERIO !!!

Sheldon

11:31pm • #8
143,092 Points 22 Featured Posts

Hahahha Great Post! 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.' Hahhahha this one made me fall off my chair!!

-Lisa

11:59pm • #9
FEB
04
402,271 Points 15 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Nancy:  This is great stuff.  It's nice to be laughing so late at night.  I especially like the one about the child burying his mom outside his bedroom window... so cute.  Take care... and thanks for sharing.

12:39am • #10
402,271 Points 15 Featured Posts Outside Blog

@ Sheldon:  Are those "frosted Cheerios" you speak of ?   I like Frosted Flakes almost as much as frosted Cheerios.  Yum !  Pass the milk, please.

12:40am • #11
206,717 Points 26 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog

@ Karen Anne !!... I grew up on those Frosted Cheerios !!! .... I guess it just stuck !!! ROFL !!!!

12:45am • #12
535,293 Points 25 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Nancy, Out of the mouths of babes - theses are too funny. 

Your building consultant in Nashville, TN ~ Michael

3:01am • #13
FEB
07
136,374 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog

Nancy - you crack me up as ususal. Just too funny. Thanks!

7:35pm • #14

Leave a response…



(optional)
What does the graphic say?
 
002 Rainmaker_large

Nancy Larson

Manahawkin, NJ

More about me…

Coastal Assoiciates

Address: 703 Mill Creek Road, Manahawkin, NJ, 08050

Office Phone: 609597SOLD

Cell Phone: (609) 575-6162

Email Me



Links

Archives

RSS 2.0 Feed for this blog

Find NJ real estate agents and Manahawkin real estate on ActiveRain.