**The Geography Of A Woman


     ·         Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa
, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally
beautiful!



     ·         Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe
, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.



     ·         Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.



     ·         Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece
, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to
visit.



     ·         Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great
Britain , with a glorious and all co nquering past.



     ·         Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel
, has been through war and doesn't make the same
mistakes twice, takes care of business.



     ·         Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada
, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.



     ·         After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly
beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages
... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.



     **The Geography Of A Man



     ·         Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by nuts....

 

2 Comments on Geography Lesson

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This post started out very pretty and ended very funny!

7:56pm • #1
FEB
06

I really thought I was going to read a joke....now why couldn't some one give me this manual when I was 17 I would be so much better off....o and by the way not all men are like Iran and ruled by nuts.....some of us are like Cuba and ruled by a ............peace zane

7:58am • #2

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