I can't believe I am doing this again. You have got to be kidding me! I swear I am soooo going on strike if yall don't stop tagging me for Memes. Can ya' give the crazy lady a break? Even crazy people need a day off... Seriously! I love you guys and I've been cracking up with my e-mail, so I aim to please the Meme Crazies. Here's a warning: I am soooo gonna publish some of you guys word for word one of these days. It's like some of you are subconsciously auditioning to be big minions and I will readily admit I like the idea. Truth be told I may have to adopt a few of you. You guys are way too funny! (LOL)

I love Club Chaos but I'm starting to think some of my peeps are getting addicted to Wordy C. I write less than three paragraphs and the complaints start: "Where's the eye candy?" "Where's the follow-up?" "Why did you stop there?" "That's not funny." "Why so serious?" "Kids keeping you up at night?" "Not getting any?" Slow your roll, yo!

I may need a shrink to analyze all that and take a peek into my brain, after all, I am the one stooopid enough to keep answering these questions. So, I guess I have a few questions of my own: Are you down with the OB? Do you love me? Are you just nosy? We shall see... ;-)

I bet Susan Mangigian had no idea what she started when she created that little moniker (LMAO). Oh well... if you can't have fun at work, WTF? Might as well answer my e-mail in public and spill a few more useless factoids since you all are being so incredibly nosy. Being a Curious George kinda girl myself, I completely understand. You are forgiven. Now quit it! I have minion work to do...

I need a Meme vacation, so don't tag me again for at least another month, okay? I mean it. Don't make me get on a plane and B-slap you because I can't write that off on my taxes. :-)

Q&A time people:

Get comfy for truth or dare... ;-)

1. I love irony. When I least expect it, it pops into the situation and I start having the most socially inappropriate thoughts.

2. I love to laugh and sometimes see things on a completely different spectrum than other people.

3. A while back I was choking on my tea because of the way my gal pal chose to verbally go off on her son. It wasn't pretty, but I couldn't help myself or stop laughing at my girlfriend (which really pissed her off because she just didn't get it). Seems her teenage son really ticked her off. She's not prone to cursing, but he really flipped her wig, so she goes off on a mini-rant and starts cursing in anger. She starts calling him a son-of-b*tch over and over again between every other complaint as a punctuation mark. I can't help but bite back a smile because he's her son. Technically, that makes her the b*tch. The cartoons in my head start having a socially inappropriate field day, so I clear my throat and try to warn her in very carefully modulated tones that (a) she may want to reconsider her position on the matter, (b) take a moment to calm down and (c) consider what she is saying. After all, he is her only son, to which she promptly replied: "He's a son of a b*tch!" I immediately lost it and fell out howling with laughter because the kid's eyes popped wide open and I knew at that exact moment he got the irony of the situation while his mom did not... (Yes, I know... bad Carol! I am soooo easily amused. 'Tis very true - LOL)

4. I am not a Pollyanna... Duh? :-)

5. I don't pretend to be something that I am not. ;-)

6. I am a lot of things and that can change moment by moment. :-)

7. I have been known to do incredibly stupid things on a dare ;-)

8. I bet I'm going to get a lot of e-mail behind that one.

9. #7 would actually make a very interesting Members Only series. I bet you're wondering if that's a hint and if I'll be writing that one. Maybe... maybe not (LMAO).

10. Anonymous Quote of the Day: "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

11. Anonymous Quote of the Week: "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?"

12. Famous Quote to pad a post: "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest." Mark Twain

13. Are my "Anonymous Quotes" really anonymous? Gee... I don't really know... I just know someone else said them besides me and I figured I better clue you in now so you don't credit me as the author. BTW, I've been saying #11 since childhood, soooooo... (LMAO) Okay. Q&A time... ;-)

14. Is Granny Tann real? Yup. Still kicking and living in VA.

15. Is your family really that verbally feisty? Absolutely. Congress has nothing on us when it comes to arguments and debating issues. Are you forgetting that I am a Christian married to a Jew? Can you say Holy Wars? Seriously. Dude can read and write Hebrew. I have a lot of catching up to do here. BTW, The Tann ancestors were kicking up a ruckus in VA since 1636. I've got the family tree to prove it (LOL). I have to go to England for the rest of the DNA saga. This should be a very interesting paper trail if that nut job who took the passage over is any indication of my DNA flavor.  :-)

16. I am soooo gonna visit Poppy Dinsey when I get there (LOL).

17. Do you really hate doing Memes? Does the term cyberhell ring a bell for you? I believe I coined that puppy last year, but it appears you people really don't believe me. Gee... I wonder why? Is it because I keep laughing at myself? Damn. I have soooo gotta stop doing that (LOL). Or not... ;-)

18. Oh my word, I've just laughed myself into writer's block. Tick, tock, tick, tock... Nope, Nada. Got nothing...

19. Wait for it... ;-)

20. New old thought: We should all tag the Queen of the Meme Tribe for a video Meme. I wanna see video Memes. Seriously. It's only fitting that I virtually (if somewhat fondly) "torture" SW first. She started the AR insanity that made its way over to Facebook. My A$$ is now being tagged in Twitter by DM too. What is up with that? Who friggin' knew? Seriously! I'm now the victim of a Twitter-Meme? Did I miss the tatoo on my forehead? Which one of you cyber-stamped me? Inquiring minds want to know who is leading the virtual conspiracy to have me fess up like it's a national past time (LOL).

21. I will investigate this new Meme-cyber-crime later. Time to take the little minions to school so I can get my blog on.

22. I need to relax and high-jack a post later. Warning: There will be a part two to chronicle my Twit-investigation. ;-)

23. In the meantime, I'm on the prowl for a good post high-jacking and need a reason to throw a cyber-par-tay. Club Chaos has milestones to celebrate. E-mail me some ideas, people. I owe Fred C and C-Sally-C a party. Dear Richard needs a celebration too. We need to cook up a cool virtual family get together cause I wanna play on-line with my bay-bays. I've been working very hard lately. BTW, what is up with that... ??? I thought Winter was supposed to be slow. Either somebody fibbed or New Yorkers are crazy. :-)

24. Times up. This is the part of the show where Wordy C powers down her laptop and starts living on her cell phone.

25. Tune in next time for when she opens her e-mail later on today and exclaims, "WTF?" (Someone always amazes me. I do that a lot - LOL).