Hells bells, they couldn't even wait the 5 days to tag my bloggers butt and send me off into Cyberhell. I could have sworn I asked not to be tagged for at least a whole month. Oh well... I guess my gal pals didn't get the memo (or did they?).

Me being me, of course I'm gonna have to Kick-The-Bucket-List. According to Sarah Cooper and Chris Elizabeth Griffith, I've gotta place an X by all the things I've done and remove the X from the ones I have not. Then I have to send this fascinating bit of insanity to my friends, including The Queen of the Meme Tribe, Miss Sarah. BTW bay-bay, you are soooo gonna get tagged to do a video Meme. Yup. I'm coming for you, bay-bay (LOL).   

Things you have done during your lifetime:

()Gone on a blind date           [Hell no. People are way too crazy... ;-0 ]

(x)Skipped school                  [Yup. Enjoyed every missed moment of it, so there.]

(x)Watched someone die       [5 miscarriages.]

()Been to Canada                   [Working on it... Gotta go hang with Liz Moras.]

()Been to Mexico                    [No way, Jose.]

(x)Been to Florida                   [42 times.]

()Been to Hawaii                     [Puh-leeze. Like's I'd come back after "visiting" Hawaii.]

(X)Been on a plane                 [Way too many times, and more to come.]

(X)Been on a helicopter         [That was MAD COOL! I can't wait to do that again.]

(X)Been lost                            [Why do you think I got a TomTom for Christmas? Seriously...]

()Been to the Four Corners    [Of what???]  

(X)Gone to Washington, DC  [21 times.]

(X)Swam in the ocean            [More like almost drowned while my girlfriend watched guys instead of teaching me how to swim.]

(X)Cried yourself to sleep     [Still do.]

(X)Played cops and robbers  [Retired law enforcement. Some of it was real...]

(X)Recently colored with crayons [ROTFLMAO]

(x)Sang Karaoke                    [Still do. I should film this (LOL). I may surprise you. :-) ]

(x)Paid for a meal with coins only  [My 2 year old has a thing for vending machines. Go figure... (LOL) ]

()Been to the top of the St. Louis Arch [Do I have to?]

(X)Done something you told yourself you wouldn't. [All the bloody time (LMAO). ]

(X)Made prank phone calls    [Still do. Not as well as Mandycap and Melodious, but I have my moments (LOL). ]

()Been down Bourbon Street in New Orleans [I have soooo gotta see Lisa Heindel. Seriously!!!!]

(X)Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose & elsewhere [Oh my word, the stories I could tell (LMAO). ]

(X)Caught a snowflake on your tongue [Yup. With the little minions. :-) ]

(X)Danced in the rain             [...and the snow.]

(x)Written a letter to Santa Claus [They made me...]

(X)Watched the sunrise with someone :)  [Yes, indeed. Still do...]

(X)Blown bubbles                     [Daily (LOL)]

(X)Gone ice-skating                [More like frequently busted my A$$ and bloodied body parts...]

(X)Gone to the movies            [Sill do... make miniature ones too. :-) ]

()Been deep sea fishing          [Too chicken.]

()Driven across the United States [East coast Jammie's.]

()Been in a hot air balloon      [Hell no.]

()Been sky diving                   [Can't wait to try.]

()Been parasailing                  [Hell no. Soooooo not happening. Can't swim. Still pissed about almost being swept out to sea.]

(x)Gone snowmobiling            [Yeah, yeah, yeah bay-bays! MAD COOL!!!]

()Lived in more than one country    [Not interested. Will visit...]

(X)Laid down outside at night and admired the stars while listening to the crickets[Every Summer. ;-) ]

(X)Seen a falling star and made a wish    [Yup. ;-) ]

()Enjoyed the beauty of Old Faithful Geyser   [One day soon...]

(X)Seen the Statue of Liberty            [Yup. :-) ]

()Seen the Northern Lights                [Can't wait!]

()Gone to the top of Seattle Space Needle     [Oooooo. How Grays Anatomy is that? Seriously. :-) ]

()Been on a cruise                              [Can't swim...]

(X)Traveled by train                           [All the time.]

(x)Traveled by motorcycle                [I have a thing for Harleys. Seriously!]

(x)Been horse back riding                 [I love doing that. :-) ]

( )Ridden on a San Francisco CABLE CAR   [Not yet. Will do soon. :-) ]

(x)Been to Disneyland                       [Looking forward to taking the little minions. :-) ]

(x)Been to Disney World                   [What a hoot!]

(X)Truly believe in the power of prayer     [Absolutely!!!]

()Been in a rain forest                        [Not yet...]

()Seen whales in the ocean               [Does TV count?]

(x )Been to Niagara Falls                  [Yup.]

()Ridden on an elephant                    [Why the hell would a native New Yorker want to do that?]

()Swam with dolphins                         [So not happening.]

( )Been to the Olympics                    [Nope.]

( )Walked on the Great Wall of China     [Would really, really love to...]

(x)Been to a Major League Baseball game  [Yes indeedy. :-) ]

( x)Been to a National Football League game   [Looking forward to more. :-) ]

(x) Bungee Jumped                            [Off of a friggin' bridge! What the hell was I thinking???]

(x) Eaten sushi                                  [Mmm... my fave...]

() Ridden a cow                                 [Who thought that question up? Seriously...]

(x) Met a celebrity/celebrities          [Very interesting life moments, I must say...]

(X) Purchased dinner for strangers anonymously   [That is sooo Joyce Meyer Ministries (LOL). Great fun!]

I am breaking the rules. I'm not tagging a soul. ;-)