45 Things You Don't Care About Share. Hmm... Once again the Meme Crazies have tagged your Chaotic Mama and there is no way in Cyberhell that I am not going to do what Mandycap has requested. I love that woman and Melodious, her TX twin, is the boss of me! I must, however, protest that this is getting ridiculous! Do you love me? Then quit it! How much info can you possibly digest about one crazy woman? Go find another cyberlebrity to pick on. Seriously. :-)

BTW, me being me, of course I'm gonna' hafta' bend the rules to the breaking point. Translated: Lets's cheat and compare answers (LMAO). Go pee, make your tea and get comfy. This may take a while...

What Mandycap said, with commentary from Susan Mangigian's Wordy C:

1.Were you named after anyone? No. 

I find that very hard to believe, you are such a unique personality (LOL). I am sure they had something in mind when they snacked you with that moniker. I was named after a concept. Carolyn means "Bundle of Joy." My Daddy thought I was the bell that rings and picked that name for me personally. FYI: Amanda is Latin for "Lovable." I know because my first cousin's name is Amanda Marie, so there :-P

2. When was the last time you cried? When the Bush’s left DC on Marine 1

Chopping onions. :-) A die hard Republican, eh? Good. I'm a Dem, but I really liked Bush.  Still do. Sue me (LOL).

3. Do you like your handwriting? It depends on how large of a check I’m signing.

Now there's an excellent reason to love your scrawl (LOL). My handwriting is schizo so I am sooo not touching that one. :-)

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Ham

I am a lamb kinda gal myself. Besides the Judeo-Christian thing I happen to love the taste. :-)

5. Do you have kids? Yes. I have a very cool son named Ryan.

I have two self directed, crazy little minions: Noah and Stephen. :-)

6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Everyday except Tuesdays. I’m really busy on Tuesdays.

I would, except for when I'm on the rag and when someone flips my b-switch (LOL).

7. Do you use sarcasm? No.

(ROTFLMAO) "When don't I?" may be a better question. Haaaaa!

8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes.

Damn. Made me go look... Had a brain fart and couldn't remember.  I think they're gone (LOL).

9. Would you bungee jump? I would have in my immortal 20’s.

Did it off a bridge and am soooo not gonna ever do that again. I threw up but it was fun. :-)

10. What is your favorite cereal? It changes. I like Raisin Bran right now. Fiber is good.

What ever the little minions leave behind. If there is any food left in the box, then it is my fave of the day. :-)

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope.

Depends upon the shoe. :-)

12. What is your favorite ice cream? Blue Bell Vanilla.

Anything Hagen Daz. You can get a lot out of me of you gift me with the right ice cream... :-)

13. What is the first thing you notice about people? Teeth

Their eyes. I have always been fascinated by the windows to the soul... I am sooo gonna call you long distance on the teeth thing, sweetie. We have got to talk (LOL).

14. Red or Pink? Red

Blue (LOL).

15. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I wish I was always organized.

That would take a complete blog post. I have issues, people. Most crazy people do. Might make for a good series (LOL).

16. Who do you miss the most? C

(I did not make that up and have no idea what that means - LOL) I may be misbehaving more often so Mandycap wont miss me. Seriously... :-)

17. Do you want everyone to complete this list? No, there are several people that I hope do not do it.

Ooooo... I am so tagging Melodious to spill the drivel (LMAO). Ahhhhh, bet you didn't see that one coming, did ya? Yeah ya did (LOL).

18. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? White yoga pants, no shoes

Black jeans, white socks, no shoes.

19. What are you listening to right now? I’m listening to Dick Durbin ramble on about the stimulus vote on CNN.

Michael English singing, "Heaven."

20. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Peach

The whole damn box! (LMAO)

21. Favorite smells? Orange and vanilla. Honey baked ham.

Honey, what is up with you and porky pig? Seriously. The orange and vanilla I get and think they are lovely, but the HBH is throwing me off. You are sooo gonna have to cook some so I can smell this when I get to TX. Not eating any, mind ya, but I am a Curious George kinda gal. ;-)

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? Deedra.

Melodious last night. It appears that everyone is out enjoying Valentine's Day and not one phone call came in on the fax and home line (I may be wrong because I kept my cell phone off all day - YAY! - LOL).

23. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Nope.

(ROTFL)

24. Favorite sports to watch? MXC on Spike TV…funny stuff! It’s a sport, right? Okay, hockey.

Hmm... I have got to get back to you on that one. I don't know. We watch everything... BTW, MXC is mad cool. ;-)

25. Hair color? Red 

Brown with 13 gray strands (LOL).

26. Eye Color? Blue.

Brown

27. Do you wear contacts? Nope.

I second the nope. :-)

28. Favorite Food? Steak and Potatoes!

Anything that tastes good! Lamb, Hagen Daz... :-)

29. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings

Martial arts, bay-bay! Bring on the brutal! :-)

30. Last movie you watched? Scary Movie

La Femme Nikita in French.

31. What color shirt are you wearing? White.

Orange juice orange. :-)

32. Summer or winter? Summer.

Spring (LOL)

33. Hugs or kisses? Kisses

Both ;-)

34. Most likely to respond? You

Seeing how I only tagged Melodious... (LMAO)

35. Least likely to respond? You

Oh my word... seriously? You know i like a good challenge. (LOL)

36. What book are you reading now? Not reading a book right now.

Duh? I'm on the friggin' computer answering your bloody questions (LOL).

37. What is on your mouse pad? No mouse pad

Looks like PB&J and maybe a spot of apple juice... Hmm... glad I'm not using it (LOL)

38. What TV show did you watch last night? Grey’s Anatomy & Private Practice

Does jacking a blog count? (LOL)

39. Favorite sound(s)? The gasp of a homebuyer who walks in the right door.

Silence. :-)

40. Rolling Stones or Beatles? STONES!

STONES!!!!!!!

41. What is the farthest you have been from home? San Diego

Crap. I don't know how to spell the country. Can't Google what you don't know how to spell (LOL).

42. Do you have a special talent? Yep.

It's X rated... ;-)

43. Where were you born? Ardmore, OK.

Native New Yorker, bay-bay!

44. Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back? Definitely yours.

Melody Botting, Melody Botting, Melody Botting... (LMAO)

45. How did you meet your spouse/significant other? I was a mail order bride.

In jail (ROTFLMAO).

Seriously! I'm not kidding... (Correction Officers - duh!)