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Humor for my Nortern freinds!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Well, My niece (who is blonde) just pulled a typical stunt today.  So, to honor that I am posting this one in her honor!

The Blonde got an ice fishing rod for her birthda.  Not wanting to waste the gift, she gathered all her gear and set out to do some fishing.  She cut a hole in the ice and dripped inthe line.  She then heard a voice..

"THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"

So she move and cut another hole, and again whe hears this booming voice.."THEREARE NO FISH IN THERE!"

So she moves again and again she hears the voice..."THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!"

"How do you know there are no fish?" she askes.

"Because, this is a hockey rink!!!"

JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

She wouldn't be the first person to get tossed out of a hockey rink.

Feb 17, 2009 08:11 AM
Ian Niquette
Square One Home Inspection - Markesan, WI

William, that is hilarious. I have to go tell my wife(blonde) that one. She loves the blonde jokes.

Feb 17, 2009 08:24 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Jl...that is very true.

Ian...it would have been even funnier if she had caught something!

Feb 17, 2009 08:56 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Doesn't that sound familiar.  Thanks for the blog.  My husband and son just returned from an ice fishing trip in maine and they thought this was kind of funny

Shelton

Feb 17, 2009 09:13 AM
Diane Daley
Caron's Gateway Real Estate - Northumberland, NH

thanks for sharing... I enjoyed it...

Feb 17, 2009 09:21 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Bill, She Shoots she scores..Maybe hockey is a better sport for the blond..fish are smart, you know what I'm saying

Feb 17, 2009 12:12 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill...I still just don't know about you.  Youare way out in left field.

Feb 18, 2009 02:59 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...UP here in the frozen tundra where hockey is king of the sports, that rings real funny!

Feb 18, 2009 03:08 AM
April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Thanks for the chuckle, I hadn't heard this one before.  Who would be the butt of jokes if there weren't blondes??

Feb 18, 2009 06:49 AM
LYDIA LAMOREUX
ZipRealty - Volente, TX

Good thing she was blonde (& hopefully stereotypical in her dumb blonde look). I doubt a fella could have gotten away with the first hole he drilled.

Feb 18, 2009 07:19 AM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Thanks for the morning chuckle...

Feb 18, 2009 09:18 PM
Ted Komenda
Dunhill Group - Osterville, MA

That was a great joke!  I certainly hope you never have this type of trouble with your own neice!!!

Ted

Feb 19, 2009 01:31 AM