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Funny Friday's (humor)

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Keeping in the spirit of Funny Friday's I am posting this for all to have a chuckle this morning.  Get ready for the weekend.... time to have some fun, after all the week's work is done.  (I will be working this weekend, but I know many will have some time off to relax....)  So enjoy this funny....

Two Guys from Chicago

 

Two guys from  Chicago , Illinois  die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.

The devil asks them, 'What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?'

The two guys reply, 'Well, you know, we're from Illinois , the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know.'

The devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and s creaming everywhere. He stops by the room wi th the two guys from  Chicago and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.

The devil is astonished. 'Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you seem to be enjoying yourselves.'

The two Illinoisers reply, 'Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Chicago , we've just got to have a cookout when the weather is this nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious, he decides to turn all the heat in hell off.

The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, the people are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail or moan


The devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Chicagoers. He finds them back in their parkas, mittens and hats.. They are jumping up and down and cheering.

The devil was dumbfounded. 'I don't understand. When I turn the heat up, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold, and you're happy. What is wrong with you two?'

The Illininoisers look at the devil in surprise. 'Well, don't ya know - if hell froze over, that must mean one thing..........
the CUBS won the WORLD SERIES!

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Comments (23)

Webdesign Website Design, IDX and Marketing
Real Estate Systems, Inc. RESI - Coral Gables, FL

Very funny, I'd forgotten it was Friday till I read this article...thank you.

Feb 20, 2009 02:46 AM
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

Thanks for the chuckle.  Good one.

Feb 20, 2009 02:49 AM
Lillie Painia, ABR,NHC,TAHS,SRS
Lillie L. Painia, Tri-R Realty Group - Missouri City, TX

Hi April,

Thanks for the laugh!

Feb 20, 2009 02:54 AM
Robert Rauf
CMG Home Loans - Toms River, NJ

Thank you for the Friday Funny April!

Feb 20, 2009 02:56 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Or that the Viqueens swon teh Super Bowl!  LOL.  Have a good weekend!

Feb 20, 2009 03:28 AM
Tim Bradley
Contour Investment Properties - Jackson Hole, WY
Commercial Real Estate Expert in Jackson Hole, WY

If the Red Sox could break an 80 year old curse, there's hope for the Cubs yet!

Feb 20, 2009 03:38 AM
Zane Coffin
Century-21 Homestar - Geneva, OH
(Geneva Ohio Real Estate Agent)

April I haven't heard that in a long time thanks for the laugh....peace zane

Feb 20, 2009 03:51 AM
Gwenn Tanvas
NEXA Mortgage LLC an Equal Housing Lender NMLS # 1660690 - Appleton, WI
The Mortgage Gal, 920.267.7891~ SMART - INNOVATIVE

April - Thanks for the Friday Funny - Ohhhhh the Cubbies . . . maybe this is their year!

Feb 20, 2009 04:14 AM
JL Boney, III
Coldwell Banker - Columbia, SC
Columbia, SC Real Estate

Well now there's a reason to celebrate.

Feb 20, 2009 04:41 AM
Melody Botting
Broker Associate PenFed Realty - San Antonio, TX
You Deserve The Best

Thanks, I needed that!

Feb 20, 2009 06:32 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

April..I always like a good hell freezing over joke, I think we will be experiencing a few more of those expressions in the coming months, many things are happening we wouldn't have predicted. When hell froze over.

Feb 20, 2009 07:46 AM
Jon Wnoroski
America's 1st Choice RH Realty Co., Inc. - Green, OH
Summit County Realtor

Hi April - I love reading this joke.  I've even seen a version that concludes with the Browns winning the Super Bowl.  My bet is that the Cubs will win the World Series before the Browns win the Super Bowl.  Either way, hell will most certainly freeze over.

Feb 20, 2009 09:55 AM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi April:

That was great...I enjoyed that!

Feb 20, 2009 12:31 PM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

April- Thank you so much for the laugh, it really breaks up some of the other blogs being posted!

Feb 20, 2009 12:57 PM
Charlottesville Solutions
Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA

Excellent! Always good to add a little humor to our day!

your friend in Charlottesville Virginia!

Feb 20, 2009 11:37 PM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

April - After another read I decided to feature your blog, great stuff!

HAPPY AT ACTIVERAIN

Feb 21, 2009 01:58 AM
Liz Loadholt
Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC - Mount Pleasant, SC
Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC

April --- love it --- I love jokes and I love to laugh.  Thanks for both.

Mama Liz's Signature

Feb 21, 2009 05:44 AM
Mary PAUL, ABR, CRS,GRI, e-PRO,
RE/MAX Advantage Realtors, Searcy, AR - Searcy, AR

Now that is one funny story!  Great post and have a wonderful week.

Feb 21, 2009 05:45 AM
Virginia Hepp - Mesquite NV REALTOR
Desert Gold Realty - Mesquite NV Homes For Sale - Mesquite, NV
Mesquite NV Homes and Neighborhoods - Search MLS

April, Hi - just came by to visit, enjoying the jokes and pictures of your dog in the snow.  Snow?  What is that?  All I am seeing is desert and sunshine!  :)

Feb 25, 2009 06:37 AM
P G
Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA

That is a great joke, thanks for the laugh!

hope you have a good weekend

Feb 27, 2009 11:49 PM