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710 - Today's Funny

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Real Estate Agent with Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. PA License #AB068077

 

It's been a while since I posted a joke so I thought I'd liven up the day for everyone.  Here's a blonde joke (coming from a blonde).

 

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.  A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. 


We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.  I have lost it and need a new one." 


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. 


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. 


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is there a 710 on this car?"


She pointed and said, "Of course!   It's right there!"

If you're not sure what a 710 is, Click Here

 

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Brigita McKelvie is a REALTOR®  (Pennsylvania License #RS297130) with Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, specializing in rural and horse properties and farms in Eastern Pennsylvania.  She has an e-Pro® (Certified Internet Expert) certification and a GRI (Graduate, REALTOR® Institute) designation.  

Brigita McKelvie, REALTOR

Pennsylvania License #RS297130

Rural and Horse Properties and Farms

 

Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.Cindy Stys Equestrian & Country Properties, Ltd.

 

The Premier Equine and Country Real Estate firm serving Eastern Pennsylvania from back yard operations to world class equestrian facilities.

Use a REALTOR with "horse sense" that doesn't horse around when it comes to horse properties.

 

 

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Connie Lou Barnett
Real Living/Home Realty - Owensboro, KY
GRI,CRS,CRB,SRMM,ARA,PRS,SFR,QSC

That is cute!  Thanks for the smile of the day.

Feb 24, 2009 06:38 AM
Cindy Jones
Integrity Real Estate Group - Woodbridge, VA
Pentagon, Fort Belvoir & Quantico Real Estate News

Oh dear from one blonde to another HELP!

Feb 24, 2009 07:25 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

I just had my 710 changed the other day. I wish I had heard this prior to my visit!

I think I might have used it!

Feb 24, 2009 09:52 AM
John LaRocca
LaRocca Inspections - Burbank, CA

SO Funny, I shared that one around the office and everyone got a kick out of it!

Feb 24, 2009 09:59 AM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

LOL! Brigita that had me puzzled until I saw the photo! Guess it's time for me to tone down my blond hightlights.

Feb 24, 2009 02:07 PM
Tony Anderson
Century 21 Community Realty - Clarkesville, GA
Serving Habersham Banks White & Stephens Counties

There are never too many blonde jokes.

Feb 24, 2009 02:35 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Connie:

Anything for a smile!

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 10:57 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Cindy:

Some of us blondes are dumb as a fox.

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 10:58 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Craig:

Save it for your next 710 change.

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 10:59 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

John:

Good to see everyone laughing!  :-)

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 11:01 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Debbie:

I would keep the blonde highlights.  They also say that blondes have more fun.  :-)

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 11:03 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Tony:

You said it!

Brigita

Feb 24, 2009 11:04 PM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

Brigita...great joke and you really have a fun sense of humor, just like me!  Another thing we have in common! 

Feb 24, 2009 11:05 PM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Kristin:

Are you sure you aren't my twin?  :-)

Brigita

Feb 25, 2009 06:30 AM
Marie Ogle
Mortgage Processing Solutions - Spokane, WA
Contract Mortgage Processor

VERY very funny, thanks for the laugh.  I am sharing this one.

Feb 25, 2009 07:19 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Marie:

Glad you enjoyed it!

Brigita

Feb 25, 2009 07:35 AM
Debi Ernst
St. Charles County, Missouri - Prudential Alliance Realtors - O'Fallon, MO
GRI, e-PRO, Broker/Sales Associate

Brigita - That was pretty funny!  I didn't expect the outcome... :)

Feb 26, 2009 04:51 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Debi:

It sure was a surprise ending!  Being a blonde, I should have known, though.

Brigita

Feb 26, 2009 05:38 AM