It's been a while since I posted a joke so I thought I'd liven up the day for everyone.  Here's a blonde joke (coming from a blonde).

 

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.  A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. 


We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"


She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.  I have lost it and need a new one." 


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. 


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. 


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is there a 710 on this car?"


She pointed and said, "Of course!   It's right there!"

If you're not sure what a 710 is, Click Here

 

 
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That is cute!  Thanks for the smile of the day.

2:38pm • #1
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I just had my 710 changed the other day. I wish I had heard this prior to my visit!

I think I might have used it!

5:52pm • #3

SO Funny, I shared that one around the office and everyone got a kick out of it!

5:59pm • #4
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LOL! Brigita that had me puzzled until I saw the photo! Guess it's time for me to tone down my blond hightlights.

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Debbie:

I would keep the blonde highlights.  They also say that blondes have more fun.  :-)

Brigita

7:03am • #11
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Brigita...great joke and you really have a fun sense of humor, just like me!  Another thing we have in common! 

7:05am • #13

VERY very funny, thanks for the laugh.  I am sharing this one.

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Brigita - That was pretty funny!  I didn't expect the outcome... :)

12:51pm • #17
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Debi:

It sure was a surprise ending!  Being a blonde, I should have known, though.

Brigita

1:38pm • #18

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