"SLIGHTLY" Used Hummer - Humor

Slightly Used Hummer for Sale

Asking Price:	Dirt Cheap
Book Value:	Let's face it... not much
Mileage:	220,000 miles
Condition:

Sellers Notes:	Contact Seller for Details
Body Style:	A Little Dirty
Doors:	3 - Right Back Door MIA
Engine:	Runs Most of the Time
Transmission:	Included AS IS
Exterior:	Muddy
Interior:	Barely
VIN:	263AZ3594DV251237

Seller's Comments

This baby can go through anything and as you'll see... IT HAS! Great condition with energy efficient AC (Bullet Holes)

Wipers are in excellent condition and work best in all sorts of environments. Built in tire inflation system works half the time, the other half of the time the tires are just flat.

New Breaks and several old breaks here and there that will make this your dream vehicle.
Must see to appreciate!

Note: No test driving or touching the vehicle. You touch it, break it or look at it wrong and you buy it... if not I'll run you over with it.

Contact the Seller

Location:
Baghdad, Iraq

Get Seller's Phone #

Option 1:
Call 1-888-IGotOne (888- 446-2663)
Reference ID: 1486204256

Options

Bullet Holes
Flat Tires
Sun Roof
3 doors
Camouflage
Gas Guzzler
Roll Bar - Works Great!

Note: This is a HOAX. Built purely for amusement purposes only. The form won't work and I haven't a clue where, if anywhere, that phone number goes to. All information has been fabricated.

Original Image Source - Thanks to @ResPres

Posted by John Jones on 02/26/2009 12:45 PM

Comments (4)

4 Comments on "SLIGHTLY" Used Hummer - Humor

FEB

How many does it sit and what is the cargo room...

Great picture

@Josef Katz,

Damn; knew I missed something! The answer to the question however depends on ones comfort levels. Lap sitting ok? Are we talking inside the cargo area only or is optional outdoor seating and roof seating ok?

Hey, John. That is awesome. I wonderful is my clients would mind the missing doors. Take care, Jim

So what is the "buy it now" figure?

Good post

Tony

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